We’re like a dating app but instead of matches you get matchas.
Get in loser, we’ve got donuts.
Last night you were trash, but today you’re trash with a latte. #WeGetIt
I take my coffee with a side of Barbies dream car
Let’s keep the naan between us.
Yeah my shopping cart is gold, but I’ve got the dough for it
And then you realize you don’t even own a pan. #WeGetIt
When you don’t have enough regret. Tequila. #WeGetIt
Not that you’d know what they look like in the daylight. Better safe than sorry. #WeGetIt
When you need coffee in order to find coffee. #WeGetIt
Confrontation? That’s not how you roll