-“Dayum son,” said the collective Internet Thursday morning in an official statement released simultaneously on AOL’s Homepage as well as MySpace. “Ten years has treated Al and the Dude real good. We likey.” #legitAFquote
The Internet (or World Wide Web as it’s known in tech savvy circles—also not to be confused with the Outernet), released this unanimous statement of unqualified awe after seeing the 2009/2019 pics posted on the official Al for Prez IG page as part of the ubiquitous 10 year challenge.
Social media influencer, and Poet Laureate, Kylie Jenner said: “Al got woke hot and the Dude lit his gorgeousness like a smore over a campfire. It’s official tissue.”
Most everyone agreed that while Al and the Dude looked perfect in 2009, they somehow looked even more perfect ten years later. “I completely forgot how much 2009 Al resembled Chris Hemsworth,” remarked Chris’s brother Liam. “It’s uncanny. And no offense to my mate but I reckon Al looks even better now.”
Liam wasn’t the only one singing the praises of the ten-year aged swole duo. “Ten years ago the Dude was gorgeous,” stated Prof. Duh of 1,500 Miles Southwest of Stanford University’s Campus, Stanford University. “And now...he’s smoldering. Who can pull that off?? Adonis, Paul Newman, and the Dude. Duh. Shows what radioactive cologne can do to a man.”
Tragically, not all involved fared as well. Cantankerous Pip, he of the stunted soul and screaming face, no longer resembles a tabby cat but more so that of a constipated weasel. “Super sad,” said pop sensation Arianna Grande. “I always rooted for Pip, you know. But if you ugly on the inside, that gonna show on the outside. Pip always bullied Al and the Dude and they took it like men and look at them now. I just hope they make a line of Saxon Forest perfume for women.” #becarefulwhatyouwishfor
Even Republicans and Democrats found unity through these photos. “Al and the Dude only grow in stature in the eyes of the American people,” wrote Pres Trump and Speaker Pelosi in a joint statement, “while runty Pip bares his fangs, trying to wring power through terror. Fight the good fight Al and the Dude...