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I m stil the #masterofshit 🤭 🤙🏻👊🏻 Yous cunts got nothin on me 👀 #crazyshit #iturncunts #shithappens #iamthedirector #thethief #andmaster #onepoint #unlicenseddriver
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How do I get back on track in just one week after gaining 6lbs on a business trip? - - Easy. With determination and a focused attitude. I got back from a work-related trip just one week ago today 6lbs heavier than when I had left. After all the work I've put in this year on my weightloss, I wasn't going to let that deter me. I jumped right back into my fitness routine and my nutrition. Here I am one week later and those 6lbs gone. Things happen...life happens but you don't let it take away your drive. - - #travelmom #businesstrips #success #determination #thingshappen #shithappens #lifehappens #change #mominpink #oneweek #miamimom #orlandoconference #stayfocused #bathroomselfie #momselfie #40something #40atitsbest #40andfit #beyourownmotivation #ijustwantabs #inspire #beyou #mama #choicemom #busylife #busywoman #busymom
It was a ruff one today. I tripped on a rock as George was sliding a hell of a fish into the net and fell on to the leader and snapped the giant off. 👎😐 . . . #sightfishing #shithappens #wildtrout #getoutside #onthefly #seewhatsoutthere #flyfishing #catchandrelease #keepemwet #rigsflyshop #mattmccannelflyfishing @sageflyfish @simmsfishing @fishpondusa @costasunglasses @scientificanglers @rigsflyshop
¡El equipo completo! Jornada 4/8 finalizada. Muy pronto!!! . . . #serieweb #tesis #millennials #comedia #friends #amigos #shithappens
Tomorrow is PODCAST TUESDAY. But before I let you listen to tomorrow's interview with Dr. Jane Guyn, can we talk about how many people have commented on how phallic my microphone is? Seriously, once you see it you can't UNSEE it. 😂😂 😂 #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingfail #divorcedmom #relationshit #relationshipadvice #relationshipcoach #coparenting #shithappens #bloggerlife #bloggerbabes #truthbomb #authorsofinstagram #lovethis #funnyshit #podcast #podcastlife
Que a noite absorva toda revolta que sempre tive contra essa corja de politicús corruptos A minha queda só Deus pode decretar #aloha #namoral #cansado #tavalendo #correndopelocerto #sejavc #sejaforte #positividade #faltaespelhonomundo #goodvibes #naojulgue #fuckythesystem #vidashow #bateforte #shithappens #saibalidar
Sometimes God says fuck it and spins the roulette. Don't take it personally when your dog gets hit by a car. Maybe the guy who hit your dog decides to close down his dog fighting ring and your dog's death your tears are what brought him to make that change. Or your dog died because things die. There's mortality to this existence which persists itself throughout various forms and experiences. Don't limit your own being to the lie of the expression that says I'm being punished or I've displeased my lord. The fact is, shit happens. If you don't like the shit then make your own fucking universe. #shithappens #death #religion #hippie #god #christianity #philosophy #buddhism #buddha also fact love everybody and everything accepting everything that happens because the infinite beauty of every moment will be unlocked before you. #acceptance #beauty #godsgrace #love #divinelove
#motivationmonday You never know how much you are capable of, until you have no choice. I’ve learned this the hard way through the years, but to be honest I’ve never had the “I can’t do this.” or “How am I going to do this?” self talk. It’s always been “I’ll figure it out” and so far I’ve managed... even if there’s been a little #fakeittillyoumakeit action going on behind-the-scenes🙌🏻 The point of this... It’s really important to ignore other people’s opinions and negative talk. What’s equally important? Your own opinions and self talk. So make sure you’re giving yourself little pep talks along the way, and have a little laugh when you stubble. Because you will... My inspiration for today’s post: One extremely strong and inspiring R+F woman and one comment on everything being #figureoutable . . . #loveyourtribe #positiveaffirmations #saynicethingstoyourself #lifechangingskincare #rfjourney #lifehappens #rigged #youcandohardthings #warriorwon #shithappens #chinup #motivation #surroundyourselfwithpositivepeople #beinspired #keepgoing #illfigureitout #mindset
PSA PSA I have something to say y’all 😭😭😭 One thing I hate the MOST is a “Use to have ASS NIGGA” Y’all ever met somebody who was like this ? Omg if I’m lying I’m dying I know a FEW. No shadeeee #KiVlog #LAChic #shutyousetohaveassup #itsok #shithappens #youusetohaveit #Ibelieveyoubae #broward
Have you ever been so focused on a workout that it’s over before you realize it and it feels like maybe 5 minutes passed but really it’s been 40. That’s how I felt today and I needed it. Work wasn’t the best for me and all I wanted was to leave and focus on something that would clear my head of everything I dealt with. My workout was a combination of lifting and cardio and I couldn’t be happier. Feeling completely exhausted afterwards was exactly what I was looking for. I’m looking forward to doing absolutely nothing for the rest of the night and starting tomorrow fresh and with a better attitude. #itsbeenamonday #liift4 #week3 #focusonimprovement #shithappens #workingonpositivity #strongmom #workinprogress #mindovermatter
No.. there ain't no gulash inside.. trust me.. I tried. #little #bite #of #czechrepublic #traveling #austin #texas #shithappens
Lmao and I didnt think it was that bad at first but DAMN....#damn #cheatback #shithappens #wtf
Just make sure you don’t destroy the soft tissue in your foot and sprain your ankle Lol. . . . . . . . #positivevibes #couldhavebeenworse #brightside #positivity #vibes #itsok #ouch #sprainedankle #thoughtoftheweek #inspiration #falldown7getup8 #ohwell #shithappens #winsomelosesome
When you have a shit day you u sometimes eat a bunch of shrimp and rice alone haha #thehealthygingermama #carbs #ohwell #shithappens #fatty #foodie #shrimp #rice #ugh #bloated #hotmessmom #whatever #healthylifestyle #alonetime
Started out with a rant on climate change humidity but seems more angry than I planned .. so make it your own anger portal which releases it off your shoulders 🐌🕳🔮 bringing peace ❣️ #inktober #mixedmedia #climatechange #chillout #shithappens 14/31
Y finalmente llegó la actualización que hizo trular una vez más mi PC. Muy bien Microsoft, nunca dudé de tu gran capacidad de seguir cagandola.. #windows10 #windows10hatesme #windowshaters #shithappens #killme
Once you go alien, you really do never go back 👽🤷🏼‍♀️ #alien #weekend #shithappens #sorrymom
I'm back. I know it's been way too long since I posted. I wanted to talk to you guys sooner, but I had much work to do. Ever since that last spark of inspiration came out, I just felt so drained as well. I wanted to just drag it out and see if anything would come to me again, but it doesn't seem like anything's happening. Inspiration just works in mysterious ways I guess. It takes one little thing to trigger it, yet it goes away so easily, so you have to act on it quickly. I know I did by telling you guys all of that stuff yesterday. It had an impression on some people. It felt amazing to do something like that. It makes me think I can become a motivational speaker, but I don't want to press my luck. This account means everything and anything I post is a part of me. All people have to do is read and know that I'm putting myself out there because I never did that before and nobody will ever know the true me unless they search for it. The same goes for some of you. It happens. #insanityrain #post #inspiration #motivation #followfollow #mysterious #impression #partofme #truth #shithappens #like #comment #share
Well the only thing we where fishing today was the boat out. But I must say it kinda feels like a win but it's a lesson learned an won't happen again that's forsure #lotofwater #shitstorm #shithappens #lessonlearned
hoy una de mis mejores amigas me dijo que tuvo un mal día, y yo ayer tuve uno igual medio raro, lo que les quiero decir es que TODOS TENEMOS DÍAS HORRIBLES A VECES 💩 relájense, respiren, no es el fin del mundo; a veces tenemos tantas cosas buenas que nos acostumbramos a ellas y cuando nos pasa algo malo nos enojamos y no vemos que no es nada comparado con todo lo que la vida nos da ✨ ríanse, lloren, disfrútenlo, que mañana todo va a ir mejor.
Wtf just happened #Lovelife #shithappens pick yourself and move the fuck on #live #laugh #love be a #goofball #not #crazedball
Now I’m not saying they stole my idea. I’m just saying I submitted a synopsis for a boxing movie and ironically a few short years later the same people from the same company came out with a similar boxing movie 🤔🤔 Isn’t that ironic? That’s all I’m saying. But I’m not tripping. Even though they then went on to make a sequel. So maybe I should be 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ but WHATEVER! Again, I’m NOT saying they took my idea...But I’m just saying. #trusttheprocess #screenwriting #featurelengthfilms #synopsis #unsolicited #hollywood #movies #ringking #undisputed #wesleysnipes #vingrhames #submissions #shithappens #packrat #packratkal #uptownkal
Brazo derecho: Luxación acromioclavicular 💥 🚲 - Brazo izquierdo: still got the magic ✨✨ :: siempre triunfando 🤙🏼 :: #WhosTheGod :: #ShitHappens :: Gracias a aquellos que acercaron sus energías y palabras de aliento para ayudarme 🙌🏼
As if shit couldn’t get any worse right now, I just found out that I need elbow surgery for a nerve problem, and if I don’t get the surgery soon enough, I will have nerve damage. Ugh... - Photo from @crohns_fitness1 - #ibd #inflammatoryboweldisease #irritablebowelsyndrome #crohnsdisease #ulcerativecolitis #crohns #colitis #uc #fightit #shithappens #staystrong #💜 #💜🎗 #💪🏻 #gameofcrohns #remicade
Je ne perds jamais Soit je gagne, soit j apprends #bestrongandandsmail # #shithappens # 🖕😘😘
My Monday’s are like the ocean waves.. some are calmed and others come at you out of nowhere. . . . . . Make Monday your bitch. . . . . #trusttheprocess #shithappens #texas #dontgiveup #travelfar #texastravel #workhard #photograph #beachday #motivation #neverlate #motivationalspeaker #peaceofmind #anythingcanhappen #keepitreal #travel #adventure #adventureawaits #trips #knowledgeispower #readbooks #wordsofwisdom #justdoit #consistencyiskey #motivateyourself #enjoylife #sanpadreisland #somewhereintexas #norestday #keepmovn ✈💸💯💰🎤⛽🎹💨🚁🚀🚤🚵🚗🚍🚎🚌🚋🚚🏄🏃🏊🌎
Sitting here thinking how grateful I am to walk away from this a few months ago. Its been a long road to recovery mental wise, guess I can only go up from here. #grateful #thankful #life #jeep #cherokeesport #xj #shithappens
Hello from the other side I must have called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call you never seem to be home Hello from the outside At least I can say that I've tried To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore... 🎼🎼🎼 #inmyfeelings #hello #helloitsme #imsorry #heartbreak #heartbreaker #mirrorselfie #mirrorpic #naughtybutnice #idontmeanto #justhappens #shithappens #ohwell #itried #letgo #moveon #movingon #lettinggo #adele #goodbye #nothello #nomore #illalwaysloveyou #truereligion #trynnabecute #evenwhenithurts
While I like this mug when you’ve had just about enough of negativity & complaining from the outside world but it also rings true for how we deal with ourselves 😉 I’ve pretty much beat myself up most of the day for all the things I didn’t get done over the weekend & then I realized I had to say this to myself this afternoon lol 😆 Why are we so hard on ourselves?? Like sheesh 😐 we all gotta quit with the negative self talk we do & just be happy where we are, take a breath & carry on. Or in my case....coffee on 🙃😜😆 & have a good rest of the day....damn it ✋😁 #bekindtoyourself #afternooncoffee #coffeebreak #coffee #breaktime
And it goes boom. #dankmemes #memes #shithappens
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Japp.. välkommen till Östersund. Vilken j..la kväll 😤 ibland behöver man vara extra stark och hård för att lösa allt skit och sätta vissa människor på sin plats...😔 Smile and let it go. Don’t let the little things get you down. – Robert Tew. #shithappens #nothanks #staypositive #smileandletitgo #justrelax #takeiteasy #людибезмозгов #кудакатитсямир #чтослюдьми #дышиглубоко #твояжизньтвоиправила #
Esse é para aquele momento da vida que você aceita que as coisas não são do jeito que você quer e continua a sorrir 💩 afinal, merda acontece 🤣 Cola com a QueroStickers que aqui a gente tira sarro da vida MESMO 😎
The quality of the video is equal to the quality of the driver • • • #backstage #powerslide #ax #4x4 #snowpatrol #carsex #carporn #becauseracecar #shithappens #shitdriver
People either laugh, gasp or fall asleep when I explain that am passionate about insurance and show them how to use protection to enhance their financial wellbeing. That’s because you don’t know what you don’t know, but when you’re in the know it excites you
Story of my life!!!!!!!! #alanpartridge #imalanpartridge #shithappens
😎👍🏽💗 #shithappens 💩
Never a truer picture of #ileostomylife ! So for me this happened week 4 post op. And let’s say it was soul destroying. Sydney the stoma decided for whatever reason she didn’t want to cooperate and make herself known. I remember feeling quite alone and does this actually happen to others. Looking on insta sometimes can be isolating. Everyone has it together and I felt like a failure for having a melt down. I’ve come to realise that when I need to cry I should where possible cry and let it out. It’s a release that’s needed and cathartic. Don’t feel like a failure because when it’s tough it’s tough. It doesn’t mean you have failed, it doesn’t mean you’re pessimistic- what it means is that you’re human. That said look at this pic and laugh when it happens. It’s ok not to always be ok. #stomalife #shithappens #explosion #mystomalife #itsoknottobeok
“💃🏽” 🇲🇽 Pues que les cuento mis amigos me pasó lo que ni en Mexico😂, el viernes regrese a mi casa, de un viaje al Norte de California, y esa noche mientras dormía SE ROBARON MI CARRO con la cajuela llenas de cosas hermosas y hippies que yo “valoro” o “valoraba” muchísimo, con ese suceso muchos planes, pensamientos y sentimientos de apego han cambiado. No tiene caso llorar o enojarme por algo que esta fuera de mi control cambiar, solo puedo decir que todo pasa por algo. Agradezco mi salud y el estar viva, me mantengo positiva, tomando lo que la vida me da y dejando ir lo que la vida me quita 🙌🏾 Gracias Dios, gracias universo, gracias vida. QUE TODO FLUYA Y QUE NADA INFLUYA 🙏🏾🌳🌿 // 🇺🇸 Oh my friends, what can I tell about my crazy weekend 😂, Friday I came home from a trip up in NorCal, and while I was sleeping SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR with my trunk full of beautiful, colorful and hippie clothing and “valuable” stuff for me 🌈 This lost got me to the realization that nothing is for granted and that sometimes you just got to let things go and happen, I could cry or be mad about it but that’s not gonna change anything, I rather stay positive and understand that life, God and the universe have ways to show us our way and guide us in the path, even though we can feel like it’s something really bad there’s something that we can take out from every situation. I’m grateful for my health and for being alive. I appreciate what life gives me and What life takes away from me. Letting everything flow, and stop holding on 💃🏽🍃✨ AMEN 🙏🏾 ••• #monday #lunes #baila #felicidad #mondaymotivation #dancing #dance #danceitoff #dancer #dancingwithmyself #takitaki #takitakichallenge #baile #bailando #thriller #shakeitoff #happy #grateful #life #shithappens #staypositive #hope #music #vida #animo #prayers #goodvibes #itiswhatitis #dontworrybehappy 🎶 @selenagomez @iamcardib @ozuna @djsnake
Já pensou em fazer seu aniversário em um lugar onde você ganha variado mimos? Pois no @vilayamon isso acontece!! Fazendo seu aniversário terça ou domingo você ganha mimos (deliciosos diga-se de passagem) de quase todos os lugares que servem lá!! Eu amei e super recomendo!! 🎊🎁 #aniversário #party #birthday #vilayamon #mimos #presente #restaurante #bar #dica #curitiba #shithappens #gintime #birthdaygirl
There’s a time to be nice, and there’s a time to say, I’ve had enough of this bullshit. People lie .... actions don’t. ———————————————————— #instamood #picoftheday #instagood #quotes #mood #blonde #photooftheday #bestoftheday #dayandnight #instalike #instapic #girl #me #style #self #instadaily #dailyphoto #mylife #life #selfie #photo #daily #trustnobody #eyes #shithappens #lifelessons #bullshit #bullshitters #notimpressed
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