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Listed home by owner, still waiting for buyers! #realestatejokes #funny
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They're out there. Somewhere in the wilderness. Don't give up!
I heard you were searching for a home alone! #realestatejokes #realestate
When youโ€™re moving out, of your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? ๐ŸŽถ โ€ข โ€ข Christian A. Spuches (CT Real Estate Licensed Agent/Investor) #realestate #realestateagent #realestatejokes #realestateinvestor #realestateexpert #realestategoals #realestatehumor #realestatemarketing #realestatelife #dog #dogsofinstagram #doghumor #dogjokes #dadjokes #howimetyourmother #himym #himymquotes #creative #fun #funny
Those are not my children. This is a real estate photo from a property that is currently for sale in the city of Philadelphia. Why? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Why would they choose this photo to be placed online for advertising purposes ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I guarantee you will not get photos like these if you hire me as your realtor to sell your next property โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ”‘
It's always good to verify the details on a real estate listing lol!!! Waterfront could mean any number of things.....#buyandsell #realestate #realestatejokes
๐Ÿ˜€ Sometimes, things just work out, so smile! Have a happy Monday. https://buff.ly/2G6vgup #liveinmt #realestatejokes #realestate #mondayhumor #smile #house #housejokes #gotitfree #smilesarefree
I believe they call this a partial mountain view... #RealEstateJokes
Happy Friday to everyone not in Real Estate! ๐Ÿคช
Sign riders that will up the chances of double ending your listings!
It is Friday! Let's enjoy this day, laugh and relax. Have a good one! . . #ginadewarrealestate #sandiegohomes #sandiegoliving #sandiegorealestate #fridayhumor #fridayjokes #realestatejokes
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ if you have exceptional parallel parking skills... then youโ€™re all set! For the rest us... Epic Failure! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Today I am excited to share with you the second installment in our video series, โ€œWhat the What?!โ€ Join us as we ask the hilarious gentlemen of @flightzrestaurant if they know the definition of hard money ๐Ÿค” To view the full video check out my story or click the link in my bio โ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ And be sure to comment below if you can think of a tricky real estate term youโ€™d like to see on our next episode! . . . . . #andreaduaneandco #itsgoodtobehome #coldwellbanker #whoyouworkwithmatters #whosyouragent #lovewhatyoudo #ilovemyjob #lovewhereyoulive #eldoradohills #eldoradohillsrealestate #eldoradohillsrealtor #folsom #folsomrealestate #californiarealestate #cameronpark #realestate #realestateagent ย ย #realestatebroker #realtor #realty #broker #realestatelife #realestateexperts #smartagent #agent #homesweethome #milliondollarlisting #networking #home #house . . . . . Thinking of buying or selling, or know someone who is? Contact me today, I'd love to help! To schedule an appointment with me, please visit: calendly.com/andreaduane . . . . . . . . DRE# 01466952 Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage
If random Realtors are showing up to your wedding you know why. That or the open bar. More likely the latter.
This is my big moment ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #realestatefunny #realestatememes #realestatejokes #realtorlife #realestatetalk #RealEstate
Oh, if only every fairy tale ended with a real estate deal, ha! https://buff.ly/2G6vgup #liveinmt #realestatejokes #realestate #lol #yesitsmonday #fairytalesdocometrue #letmetellyouastory
Swipe ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ When the outcome is much worse than your lowest expectations.
Just Listed! Recently remodeled with spacious backyard! #realestatejokes #funny
Happy Friday and ๐Ÿบ day!
One of my guests at the open house last night. He was sad the seller wouldn't take kitty presents for earnest money. ๐Ÿ˜„ #realestate #realestatelife #realestatejokes #dadjokes
Swipe comic ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ @jimmyolandesca this is how we discussed right? It's a game changer!
๐Ÿง No, just no!
Am I the only one left with nothing after I get paid?
So true #Repost @danshearealtor with @get_repost ใƒปใƒปใƒป Ah I see now in the instructions itโ€™s on the water meter. Sorry about that guys! . . . #realestate #realestatememes #marketing #realestatehumor #memes #realestatejokes #workingwithbuyers #travolta
๐Ÿ˜‚ I'd like to be your agent when you find your next Montana home. Reach out today. https://buff.ly/2G6vgup #liveinmt #realestatejokes #realestate #theone #babymeme #lol #yesitsmonday
Tag the agent who spends more on signage than photos, measurements, and staging put together.
Omg itโ€™s been hectic but those open houses are paying off now lol Tenants lined up and tomorrow is sign the lease day! I can finally enjoy a weekend in my pool. Iโ€™m jumping for joy! #realestatejokes #propertymanager #lasvegasrentals #hardworkspaysoff
When they say โ€œBut Zillow said my home is worth 1 million dollarsโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜† My dear you have better odds of seeing big foot than an accurate Zillow estimate! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ #fakenews #bestdressedrealtor #realestatejokes #realtorlife Terria Galvez #chesapeakerealtor ยฎ tgalvez@kw.com #hamptonroadsrealtor #virginiarealestateagent #virginiarealestate #militaryrelocation #virginiarealtor #varealtor #757realestate #757realtor #sellinghamptonroads #iclosedealsinheels #womeninrealestate #iloverealestate #hamptonroadsrealestate #openhouse #listingagent #buyersagent #varealestate
Now thatโ€™s curb appeal!
Now thatโ€™s curb appeal!
Today I am SO excited to share with you a kick off to the video series my team and I have been hard at work on; What the What!? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธโ‰๏ธIn this series of videos we will be taking a real estate term to the streets and asking people at random if they know the definition of the term ๐Ÿค” After their guesses and answers, I will explain to you the correct definition of the word, hopefully teaching you a little something new all while making you laugh! ๐Ÿ˜ If you have any suggestions for terms you'd like to see us ask on our series, give us a comment below and we will be sure to add it to our list! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽฅ To see the complete video, check out my story or visit my YouTube page! . . . . #whatthewhat #humor #realestate #realestatehumor #funny #laugh #video #silly #funfact #didyouknow #doyouknow #laughter #lightersideofrealestate #lol #hysterical #enjoy #californiadream #californiadreaming #californiadreamin #californialife #californialiving #californialivin #realestatejokes #melloroos
๐Ÿ˜‚ ohhh the truth #realestatejokes
A good Realtor will go above and beyond to get paid.
Whoa to dangerous for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
What is this magical sorcery? ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿก #jasminkeyesrealtor #realestatememe #funny #hgtv #realestate #realtor #realestatejokes #homebuying #househunting #lol
Inspection report reveals leaky faucet, better ask for all new plumbing, new furnace, water softener, and a jacuzzi tub. #realestatejokes #funny
Financing is the first, duhhh
Every.Damn. Day Well by all means, ask your friend to sell your house. Or take your Realtor's suggestion to get the home sold. #realestatejokes #listentoyouragent #baltimorerealtor #sellwithme Regrann from @thebrokeagent -
Swipe comic ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Dads...
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