Tried to keep up the #punny
captions but I really hit a wall with this one
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present" - Kung Fu Panda. Why wait for the 25th? Every day is a gift! 🎁🌙 9/25 y'all!
Let’s taco bout how beautiful my mom is, sí. 🌮❤️
You may say this is the Bratwurst but I say it’s the Brat-Best! 😂💕
This is a bacon-wrapped bratwurst with grilled and fried onions topped with curry sauce 🤤 Welcome to the delicacies of the Ghent Christmas Market 🔥
shirts for a Christmas party - which do you like best? I personally love the mango one.
What do you call a frozen dog? .
A Pupsicle 🐶😬
it’s always snow much fun hangin with instagramless chloe hahahaha ⛄️❄️ #punny
It’s the fun time of year again!!
Every time I read this tweet I laugh for 20 minutes it doesn’t matter how long it’s been since I’ve seen it. It will always be funny
Not all stars belong in the sky #punny
Seasoning’s Greeting. Dad’ll be so proud...