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For Fruity Friday we are showcasing the orgasmic orange. This aphrodisiac was invented by Sir John Isaac Orange in 1738 (yaaaa baby) and introduced to North America during the Cold War. Having zero background in psychology, Sir John Isaac Orange was the first non-binary male to breed turtles. However, his wife left him. #chivalryisnotdead
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Thought she looked cute in this one ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ #lordfarquaad
This account is now shared with two other fellow shrek-lovers! I, the original owner, will be recognized as Kitty Softpaws now. The other two owners will be known as Princess Fiona, and the iconic Lord Farquaad. (Also I am aware that Kitty isnโ€™t in the shrek movies but she correlates with Puss in Boots so shush ๐Ÿ˜‚) #Wishlist #christmaswishlist #wishlist2018 #wishlists #theme #themed #need #want #onmywishlist #shrek #shrekislove #shrekthemusical #sales #parodyaccount #comedy #pussinboots #dreamworks #dreamworksanimation #clothes #merchandise #memes #meme #kittysoftpaws #princessfiona #lordfarquaad
Lord Farquaad af #cockapoo #shrek #lordfarquaad
The muffin man?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ#dankmemes #memecentral #themuffinman #memes #footupyourass #gingerbreadman #lordfarquaad #lmao
๐Ÿฐ welcome to the Pena Palace ๐Ÿฐ #sintra #lordfarquaad #princessfiona #penapalace #exploreportugal
Start an argument in the comments? โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”- #dank #dankmemes #spongebobmemes #spongebob #memes #spicy #sriracha #spicymemes #cancer #offensive #sugoi #sriracha #srirachasauce #meme #lordfarquaad #shrek #fortnite #fortnitememes #follow4follow #splatoon #games #videogames #nintendo #disney #dm #๐Ÿ˜‚ #fortnite #fortnitememes #victoryroyale
Lord Farquaad is an amazing villain and I enjoy his character a lot. EDIT: The Wicked reference is so iconic Whoโ€™s your favourite character from Shrek? ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ Musical: Shrek Song: Whatโ€™s Up Duloc Production: Broadway, 2009 Tony Awards ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ Follower Count: 2834 #shrek #shrekthemusical #lordfarquaad #donkey #tonyawards Please follow me: -@TheAddamsFamily.fans
I'm having a blast playing Lord Farquaad in #shrekthemusical ๐ŸŽญ October 11th - 21st!#musicaltheatre #Shrek #lordfarquaad #musical #theatre #actor @lillestromkultursenter @shrek.2018 Foto: Stephan von Simson
I wake up this morning to texts from my two favorite people... who have sent me the same meme format ๐Ÿ˜‚ @rebeccayvonne__ and @mickeyp713 .... #youknowyoureamemelordwhen #getcrackieto1k #memes #nicholascage #lordfarquaad
If you donโ€™t get the reference, then we canโ€™t be friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #lordfarquaad #doyouknowthemuffinman #shrek
Het blijft lastig om niet te verdwalen als je in het sprookjesbos bier gaat halen๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒบ #losinhetsprookjesbos #bigbadwolf #lordfarquaad #olifantastisch
Lord farquaad look ahh ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ #lordfarquaad
Lord Farquaad is an amazing villain and I enjoy his character a lot. EDIT: The Wicked reference is so iconic Whoโ€™s your favourite character from Shrek? ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ Musical: Shrek Song: Whatโ€™s Up Duloc Production: Broadway, 2009 Tony Awards ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ Follower Count: 2834 #shrek #shrekthemusical #lordfarquaad #donkey #tonyawards #broadway #musicals #musical #musicaltheatre #bway #theatrekid #broadwaymusical #theatre #acting #theater #movie #bwaymusical #newyork #wicked #newsies #meangirls #meangirlsmusical #hamilton #legallyblonde #waitressmusical #springawakening #theaddamsfamily #dearevanhansen #lesmiserables
Todayโ€™s fruit is the astronomical strawberry. It is the considered by many to be the chicken of the sea due to its undeniable flavor and texture. Isnโ€™t it weird that we all know what strawberries smell like but they really donโ€™t have a smell? These are the questions that keep me up at night when iโ€™m knee deep in gouda cheese. Please contact NASA at ralph.pelligra@nasa.gov to inquire about this phenomenon.
Hahahahahahaaaa I love #shrek #lordfarquaad
Un pequeรฑo #tbt a mi greรฑa larga porque ahora soy #lordfarquaad o #doralaexploradora pero estรก bien todo vuelve a lo alguna vez fue, aplรญquese en todo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ซ . . btw hair & make up: by me๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฌ .#selfie #pink #longhair
Iโ€™m constantly nauseated and have been for two weeks. Iโ€™m sick of it. ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ [โ™ช Welcome to Duloc plays indistinguishably in the background โ™ช] #me #selfie #blackhair #narscissist #tattooedgirl #lordfarquaad #vegansofig #nyxcosmetics #duloc #lordfarquaad #shrekislove #shrekislife #sotired #sleepy #sick #fentybeauty #spindoctor #spindoctorclothing
Amor por este personaje #LordFarquaad que ahora se toma un descanso para volver en noviembre! Gracias a todos los alumnos de @laacademia_cm que fueron parte de #Shrek #ElMusical ๐Ÿ’š #RioGallegos #Comicsur2018
โ€œWill you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?โ€ Iโ€™m so happy @mikaylabilodeau came to see me!! She was my best friend throughout high school and still continues to be a light in my life!! I love you! โค๏ธ #ShrekTheMusical #Shrek #LordFarquaad #LCT #LakelandCommunityTheatre #MusicalTheatre #Musical #Theatre #Actor
๐Ÿ˜‚ letโ€™s see how this sounds #Memes #Funny #lordfarquaad
Cuando Jesรบs te habla claramente pero tienes cerrado el entendimiento jajaja (Mateo 16:21-22) #Pedro #Jesus #Shrek #Fiona #LordFarquaad #YoMeOpongo #Mateo #MemeCristiano
Guess what everyone? All the full videos of me as Lord Farquaad in Shrek are finally ready! Links are below! Check them out! โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€โฌ‡๏ธ . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75VQzdIO0QY . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiN18D2YRk . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4IyZ8UWeFo&t=8s . . . #lordfarquaad #shrekthemusical #whatsupduloc #balladoffarquaad #musicaltheatre
Ugh the muffin man ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜˜ โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข Follow @szechuan_wizard #shrek #lordfarquaad #gingerbreadman #meme #shitpost #shrek2 #shrek3 #shrek4 #memeboi
After all the relentless bullying I decided to get my hair cut and then got called Lord Farquaad which I'm taking as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’‡ #thebullyingthingisajokejusttobeclear #atleastithinkitwasjustajoke #probablynotbutohwelllol #lordfarquaad #E
Sourworms and nugs ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Iโ€™m not even kidding when I say my kid is the coolest. He is so funny, sorry for all the maniacal laughter in these. #antics #lilpump #kanye #despacito #georgie #bobross #meme #lordfarquaad #markiplier #meekalavich
Bahahaha! I L๐Ÿ’šVE the Shrek movies. Basic bitches be having their man as "Daddy"in their contacts ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘‘ "Do you know the muffins man? ๐Ÿž #doyouknowthemuffinman #gigi #boyfriend #realationshipgoals #omg #yesindeed #boyfriendquotes #cellphonecontacts #lordfarquaad #fuckinhilarious #sherk #ilovethisshit โค๏ธ #sherk #princessfiona #duloc #donky #daddy #nope #eww #gross #sickfuck #fuckwit #petnames #dumbshit #loveit #lmfao #basicbitch #basic #yo #wellhello
Looks like @theovon @chrisdelia and #shirtless @bertkreischer had a dirty baby. #lordfarquaad
New look ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿป #lordfarquaad
Now listen here, young lady!! #CoconutHead #LordFarquaad #grain ๐Ÿ”—โš–๏ธ
Lord Farquaad SHREK - Espetรกculo teatral de Goiรขnia. #lordfarquaad #shrek ๐Ÿ“ท@cristiano.professor @ossemeadores_ #escolasemear #sesc @bahia.sesc #barreiras #barreirasba #bahia 14/09/2018
Jajajaja son igualitos. - - - #lordfarquaad #joaquinphoenix #dc #dccomics #joker #sherk
whatโ€™s up. I havenโ€™t posted in A WHILE buttft... i will later :) donโ€™t leave :) enjoy this picture of #lordfarquaad
You canโ€™t unsee it now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
One week ago but quite possibly still nursing the remnants of the hangover. #gqawards (inpso #lordfarquaad )
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New hair who dissss ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ Lord Farquaad vibes #haircut #groomers #newhairwhodis #cute #doggo #dogsofinstagram #baddie #shrek #lordfarquaad
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