For Fruity Friday we are showcasing the orgasmic orange. This aphrodisiac was invented by Sir John Isaac Orange in 1738 (yaaaa baby) and introduced to North America during the Cold War. Having zero background in psychology, Sir John Isaac Orange was the first non-binary male to breed turtles. However, his wife left him. #chivalryisnotdead
Today’s fruit is the astronomical strawberry. It is the considered by many to be the chicken of the sea due to its undeniable flavor and texture. Isn’t it weird that we all know what strawberries smell like but they really don’t have a smell? These are the questions that keep me up at night when i’m knee deep in gouda cheese. Please contact NASA at firstname.lastname@example.org
to inquire about this phenomenon.
what’s up. I haven’t posted in A WHILE buttft... i will later :) don’t leave :) enjoy this picture of #lordfarquaad
You can’t unsee it now 😂😂