My favourite way to eat snacks is in bed 🛌🥓 Why get up if you don’t have to? 🤷🏻♂️ Bring me the dentastix hooman slave woman... I mean Mum... 🙄
Hoomans are so weird 🙄 They’re always kissing my head like this 🤷🏻♂️
We went to @petsmart
yesterday for Santa photos 🎅 I did such a good sit-stay for the photo while there was tons of other dogs and people around!
🍑 everywhere I go I give everypuppy a thumbs up 👍🍑
Good morning everyone! Big stick smol dog. Look mum I’m off the leaaaad! 🥳😈
Mum is sooooo embarrassing sometimes... she drinks all this red stuff then won’t stop taking selfies with me 🙄🍷 #goawaymum
This is my fave sleeping spot 💁🏻♂️ I let mum squeeze in and share it with me even tho really there’s really not enough room for her... the way she sprawls out is soooo annoying 🙄
Why bring me on your coffee dates mum if you won’t let me drink your coffee? 😒☕️ #meanmum
Who wore it better? Me or this Russian grandma? 👵🏻 v 🐶 (jks it’s obvi me)
Lel... good try mum thinking I’ll get up to pee after the temperature drops below 15 degrees 😂 thnx but no thnx 🙅🏼♀️ I’ll just pee in the living room where it’s nice n warm instead k? 💁🏼♀️
I take my job as ‘Resident Couch Potato’ pretty seriously, so when the necessity of water-intake arises I do my best to ensure that part of my body is still in contact with the couch at all times 💁🏻♂️ #madskillz
Pwwwweeeeaaase let me have some of your Nutella sandwich Mum 😫😫😫🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Dis tha face I pull when I want Ma to give me tweats 🦴🥓🍎 It always works cause Ma’s a suckerrrr 😋
My hooman mum bought me all these colourful toys but I prefer stealing her childhood bear instead 🐻😏
My name is Loki and I am a long boi aka greyhound. My doggo ma & pa were reeeaaalllly famous racers but I don’t really like to chase things so I decided to follow my dream of becoming a full-time couch potato instead 🥔 That’s how I ended up at @gap_vic
where my human Mum adopted me and I have been loving life ever since! ✌🏻💕
Glock 40 problem solver. Pretty stupid easy at 80yds.
Did a quick hike this weekend since the weather has been a bit better!
Ian and I did some zooming a few nights ago. I've never seen him go that fast!
“Lady got up early to teach some more gym classes. The person who normally teaches on Sunday had to say goodbye to her family pet this weekend and Lady said she’d cover for her. My new little friends kept me company while she was gone.”
say hello to rocket 💛
he's a smol boi who loves milkbikis dipped in cold water and blasting off into bushes with flowers