#iplayedmyself

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@acpcbaby is right this cookie is the devil...I just spent my last 200 LT tryna get the flower patch and I got all duplicates and nothing I wanted..gonna go cry in corner now byeπŸ˜­πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ #iplayedmyself
And I just can’t tell My insides are at war with themselves Flowers left upon the digital doorstep And yet there is little said My mind races through so many possibilities that my chest is heavy and aches with dread Because as much as I act like I am heartless, I am not How could I be after I have eaten so many for so long? This is what I feared, this is why I waited Sweat glistens on my brow as I craft the smallest of messages Trying to cram as much information into it as I can Does she want me? Does she fear for me? Does she want another? I mean she is prettier than me by leaps and bounds, so I wouldn’t me surprised if I wasn’t an option because who can compete with eyes like that, especially when mine feel clouded from all the worry in my heart The silence is deafening, ringing in my ear like the third round of a boxing match But why must I push and chase I don’t want to be that way But I don’t want to lose this chance Because I haven’t felt this good inside since before I was filled with all the black snakes of shame and self doubt. Climbing over and around one another within the confines of my poor quality skin. She found herself time better spent. While I sit and count the knuckle bones Attempting to decipher the future from the remains of another. The bones never lie And mine feel weak around her The bones never lie And hers were beauty to behold The bones never lie But I can’t read them anymore. That is a lie, I can read them, I simply ignored their warnings Because I hoped And my hope is toxic to the taste Because my hope is just a mask placed gently on the face of denial They say love finds you when you stop looking for it But I need to remember that life isn’t easy And that the world will test my resolve The universe will bait me ever so slightly Just to watch me throw myself at something beautiful without permission In hopes that even the smallest piece might rub off on me. Because I am weak; of heart, of body, and of mind Even as I write across the foggy mirror of my bathroom: β€œif you don’t love yourself who will?” Not to cause self love, but to remind me that I don’t deserve what I crave.
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Man, seeing something like this.......... how beautiful it looks, how it flows ....... really makes ........... you have to use the restroom really bad #theresnobatroomsdownhere #iplayedmyself #moreexploring
#iplayedmyself πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’― #Goodbye
he call me Jim cause nothing bout me SlimπŸ€ͺ⚑️#SlimJim #iPlayedMyself
"Try something new. How bad could it be?" Don't get bamboozled like I did. Stick with real bacon. . . #realwomenrealtalkpodcast #realbacon #iplayedmyself #lessonlearned
Some really great music got released today this single from @beccaneighbor and @carlandersonmusic is definitely one to check out! #iplayedmyself #andiplayedthissongoveragain
I always tell people they should be careful not to fall in love with me. They usually listen and I respect that. #oops #iplayedmyself #damn Copy and paste twitch.tv/davidsaintjames
ram what? πŸ‘
This lesbian anthem was stuck in my head and then I cried. #iplayedmyself
#tb when it was still hot and sunny and I was acting bothered lmao #iplayedmyself
*posts similar looking pictures because keeping an aesthetic Instagram theme is difficult and ya girl is struggling guys* #IPlayedMyself #PleasePretendLikeYouveNeverSeenThis
I really sang this to my manger and this was his response... I was not expecting that πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ #IPlayedMyself #skit #jobskit #dayoff #MeanMangers
how gorgeous is this colorβ€οΈπŸŒΉπŸŽˆβ­•οΈalso to those 5 people that unfollowed me I see y’all... I just want to talkπŸ˜‚ #arabicwords #arabiccalligraphy #arabic #alhamdulillah #muslim #muslimart #red #ah #art #artoninstagram #ifixedit #iwastplazytopostthegoodone #iplayedmyself #again
there is a 0% chance I am going to be able to walk in these but they sure are pretty tho #beautyispain #iplayedmyself #itripinflipflopsletalonetheseshits
It’s honestly 85Β°f outside #iplayedmyself
RS Miss Me With That Bull πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #that #shit #dont #work #bro #πŸ˜‘ #now #im #just #more #clear #headed #and #these #issues #seem #even #worse #than #they #did #lastnight #πŸ˜’ #iplayedmyself #🀣
Bodybuilding has CHANGED MY LIFE. ➑️➑️➑️ It’s given me an excuse to EAT WHATEVER I want cuz #GAINZ πŸ™πŸ½ (jk) β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” Brings me back to the good ol’ days where I’d go to @bodybuildingcom and buy micronized, hydrolized, detoxified, unglutenized isolate whey protein which was overpriced and on top of that buy 5+ just so I could get these FREE shirts HA! #iplayedmyself 😭 β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” But FR I still got love for bodybuilding.com cuz they had some great (and some not so great) resources and some awesome customer service πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” Who else has this shirt aka has bought overpriced stuff from #bbcom πŸ˜‚ β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #nattyproblems #bodybuilding #naturalbodybuilding #wheyprotein #caseinprotein #IIFYM #macros #ifitfitsyourmacros #dontplayyourself #nothinginlifeisfree #avacadoonmyhead #avacadohead #bootybuilding #halfnatty #potatonation #avacado #nomnomnom
A winner: feels strong enough to be gentle; A loser: is never gentle-he is either weak or pettily tyrannous by turn. πŸ“Ή: @squadwardtentacles
I understand this was on sale lol but all this air is worse than lays! Lmao! πŸ‘€πŸ˜³πŸ€¬πŸ˜‚πŸ’ͺ🏾 #iplayedmyself #halfoffhalffull #mutant
At first they love you, then they act like they don’t even know you. My Saint Bernard of a drooling baby cousin is still pretty dope. This time she only drooled like a chihuahua with no teeth. #Congratulations #iPlayedMyself #Again #AintNoLove ##ShellLoveMeOneDay #SaintBernardBabies #Family #Prima #703 #VA
Sooooo close to done. (1 and 1/2 colours to go!!!) πŸ˜‚ #crossstitch #xstitch #stitchcraft #stitchaddict #mybackiskillingme #sureicandothisinaweek #iplayedmyself
After locking my keys in my own trunk. Car running out of charge, severely damaging my door. A bunch of sleepless nights playing Civilization V. I present to you now. #TNTT most wanted. #veyem #matthΓͺugαΊ«m mix tape dropping soon.#fire #latteart #magic #cards #contraband #iplayedmyself #donteverplayyourself #infinitygauntlet #perfectlybalanced #asallthingsshouldbe
Hawaii’s got a weak papaya salad game #IplayedMyself #food
Dead battery problems are REAL RIGHT NOWπŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ˜‚ #MacProbs #LowBattery #IPlayedMyself
forever indecisive. the making a decision & it’s the wrong one. #iplayedmyself
Lol oh shit, I should’ve known. Why didn’t y’all tell me I was sippin too much dumb bitch juice? πŸ₯€ #notlivingmybestlife #iplayedmyself #imhelladumb
Spent all 2018 building huge muscles on my chest, arms, and back only to get demolished in #JiuJitsu by a 130 lbs., 19-year old #beast this evening. #IPlayedMyself #ImAFool #InAMansShoes #Memes #Funny #MMA #MartialArts #Training #FAIL #L #OldMan #GreyHair #ImDying #Slowly #OneFootInTheGrave #WhatHaveIBecome #MySweetestFriend #AndYouCanHaveItAll #MyEmpireOfDirt #IWillMakeYou #HURT
So, funny story 😬 went for a skate outside (Day 4! Keeping the skate streak alive!), made it over to the water πŸ‘πŸΌ, got down to the bike path πŸŽ‰, skated a little over a mile...before I remembered that I also have to skate BACK HOME 😫 Up the incline that I just (barely) managed to come down without dying. This was my face upon having that realization. πŸ˜‘You’re welcome. #fatkidathlete #funnystory #lifterswhoderby #rollerderby #derbygirl #ggrdrecleague #gettingbetter #bigassblocker #fatskater #outdoorskating #skating #skatingtherapy #cardio #gooutside #fathlete #fatathlete #haes #plussizefitness #bodypositivefitness #fatpositivefitness #fatvisibility #tinybee #makebetterchoices #myfeetarenumb #iplayedmyself #everythinghurtsandimdying #keepthestreakalive #curlscannotbecontained #cloudsarenicetho #doublechinforthewin
When you early to school and you just stuck in the classroom with the teacher. #iplayedmyself
"Let's make a list of all the things the world has put you through. Let's rasie a glass to all the people you're not speaking too. I dont know what else you wanted me to say to you: things happen. Its all they ever do." #Dawes #tmoc #IPlayedMyself #THISisTheBestSelfieImGonnaEver
Difference between Cocky and Confidence πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚
#toofunny #blessingandacurse #getthestrap #iplayedmyself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
So i tried to open this can the RIGHT way. It didnt work at all!!!! Maybe uts a faulty can....maybe my dillar store can opener aint worth a dime..maybe im handicapped ..either way i made a big dumb mess!!! #canopener #thecanopener #iplayedmyself #thisisahack
lmfao when this actually happened to me, I deadass didnt know how to feel about it🀣🀣🀣 #iplayedmyself
@alltogethernow.ie you were amazing! 😎🌞 Festival done right! Met some great people and had serious craic 😊 Good times @shayegan10 #AFoolInMansClothes #IPlayedMyself #IsEveryoneHereFromNewbridge
When you think you're takin' pictures of the animal exhibits but you really takin' selfies. . . . #candidselfie #iplayedmyself
I Love myself entirely too much to compromise my comfort for anyone else's entertainment or pleasure. #SelfLove #ICreateMyLife #grownwomanshit #youtriedit #dontgetittwisted #notwiththeshits #youplayedyourself #iplayedmyself
Tell me I'm not the only oooooneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Š I used to get soooo mad at that stuff lol #Theyplayedme #Iplayedmyself #chickennoodlesoup #comedy #wtflol #tch_magic πŸ‘‘βœ¨βœ¨βœ¨ (Tag that tatotail sibling that used to rat you outπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š)
280kg x 0.95 of a frustrating rep. Turns out, hungover deadlifts are a mistake. This is usually a fairly easy second attempt, but not when my body is still recovering from tequila shots. Lived my Friday night a little too intensely, which isn't cool when it effects my training. #2lit2quit #hangoversareroughwhenyougetolder #dontdrinkanddeadlift #tequilaanddeadlifts #iplayedmyself
From a small shop in Joseph, Oregon. The coolest bear skull I've ever seen. I wish I could remember the name of the shop this was in. Oh the things I should probably write down, I believe my last words were "Eh, I'll remember." . . . . . . . . . . #bearskull #animalskulls #crystals #josephoregon #wallowaoregon #exploreoregon #oregonexplored #explore #adventure #horriblememory #iplayedmyself #bloggervibes #peoplescreative #photosinbetween #lifestyleblog #bloggerlife #witchythings #heathenry #witchesofinstagram #norsepagan #pagansofinstagram
Taking L’s all day seems like ... #noconfirmation #delta #deltaairlines #dontplayyourself #iplayedmyself
Me to me trying to figure out who is wasting all my money on food
Literally I’m so confused when people are genuinely kind and want to spend time with me like sorry you must have mixed me up with somebody who isn’t a total piece of shit !? . . . #sadreactsonly #sadedits #sadmemes #depressionmemes #iplayedmyself
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