#iplayedmyself

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Soo I copped some Mango Habanero wings from Buffalo Wild Wings last night. Them shits were no joke... shit was too spicy🥵🌶🤦🏾‍♂️ #congratulations #iplayedmyself #spicy #buffalowildwings #food #hot #neveragain #latinoheat #couldnthandletheheat #damn
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My pops Tom used to tell me to stop walking around with stupid on your forehead!!! I used to get upset by that but now I understand what he meant stop walking around trying to make something that's not there be stop walking around trying to be something to someone that someone else can't be to you. I understand it. But im still a sucker #iplayedmyself #takealisten #followme #GoogleYBless
. . When you play yourself and get stuck. . For added fun, count the number of times my head turns to look for a solution. I lost count at a dozen. . 🎥 @brandovee .
I really forgot about two finals I have tomorrow bitch. I hate college . #iplayedmyself
Never underestimate me 🍜🍚 btw I added the cucumber water and my noodles got slippery 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ #IPlayedMySelf #SisterDates #BestTimes @___mamastone
Damn he was kinda young too 😫👞 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #died #whatarethose #sadmemes #momos #celebrities #momos #dankmemes #iplayedmyself #deadcelebrities #sad #comedy #jokes #offensivememes #autisticmemes #funnymemes #funny #notfunny #spicymemes #sadmusic
These are so relatable 😥😫 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #normiememes #dankmemes #jokes #comedy #saddogs #dog #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #offensivememes #iplayedmyself #lostmymomatthegrocerystore #again #followme #areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs #spongebobmemes #momos #funny #autisticmemes #funnymemes #music #art #awkwardmemes
My fav band came out with a new album 😮 they never fail to make bomb songs 🥰😩 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #drakememes #drawing #normiememes #iplayedmyself #dragons @cleanbandit #songs #music #art #dankmemes #momos #funnymemes #offensivememes #isukatdrawing #celebrities #birds #birddrawings #breathing #smoke #autisticmemes #sarcasticmemes #spicymemes #comedy #followme #jokes #puns #relatableposts
When you buy a Christmas decoration for your apartment door and end up straight offending yourself! 😂😂😂 I'm done trying!!! 😭😭😂 🎄🎁🎅🤶 #iplayedmyself #happyholidays #hohoho #funny #christmas #decorations #door #fail #haha
Well, my hair was straight for literally 3 hours, then I worked out, ruined my freshly straightened hair...and now we're back to the handy dandy twistout. It was fun while it lasted though lol. At least my hair got deep conditioned and my ends were nicely trimmed. So it wasn't a complete waste of money. Note to self: Your hair is not relaxed anymore. You should not work out right after straightening. What were you thinking?! #Iplayedmyself 😂😂
Remember how I said I never wanted new pets? #iplayedmyself
Me this morning reconsidering why I decided to work on my day off #ThatDoubleAndAHalfPayTho #IPlayedMyself
Honestly, I’m shocked 😱
I end up accepting it because ik im broke and need money 😂😥 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #givememoney #imbroke #homeless #thanksgiving #presents #iplayedmyself #reactionposts #helpme #dankmemes #memes #comedy #spicymemes #normiememes #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #dank #autisticmemes #momos #memes #lmao #followme #drake #drakememes #offensivememes #funny #funnymemes #pictures
Me at olive garden 😂 they should just give me the thing so i can do it myself caus they‘re never going to finish. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #cheese #olivegarden #ilovecheese #dankmemes #comedy #lmao #jokes #funny #funnymemes #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #autisticmemes #momos #army #myleg #celebrities #iplayedmyself #blackfriday #spaghetti #spaghetti #dumbmemes #normiememes #ihavenolife #plshelp #me
😂 no wonder why i couldnt find him 🙄😂 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #dankmemes #sixnine #sixninememes #lmao #heinjail #jail #6ix9ine #iplayedmyself #celebrities #findhim #freemyboi @6ix9ine #funnymemes #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #jokes #lmao #haha #celebrities #celebritiesinjail #momos #memes
Happy thanksgiving! 🦃🦃💗 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #eatturkey #turkey #turkeyday #iatesomfmuch #iplayedmyself #dankmemes #comedy #jokes #puns #lmao #funnymemes #funny #momos #memes #spicymemes #celebrities #thanksgiving #translations #tweets
“That’ll be €600, signiori.” @italycarrent 🇮🇹🤣 #iplayedmyself #dontdriveitalia #dentlife #FULLCOVERAGEORBUST #💸
“Its spicy” ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #periodictableofelements #food #foodporn #jokes #offensivememes #lmao #sarcasticmemes #autisticmemes #comedy #funnymemes #momos #spicymemes #normiememes #memesdaily #puns #lostmymominthegroceries #goldfood #dontknockonmydoor #celebrities #iplayedmyself
😥 why is it so hard to get the bread 🥖🍞 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #letsgetthisbread #sad #dankmemes #comedy #funnymemes #memes #momos #earphones #donttalktomewhenihaveheadphonesin #iplayedmyself #celebrities #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #autisticmemes #normiememes #spicymemes #relatable #relatablememes #jokes #comedy #funny #puns #lmao #lol #videos
😂😂 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #dankmemes #comedy #funnyjokes #longneck #neck #prison #arrested #celebrities #funnymemes #lmao #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #iplayedmyself #celebrities #autisticmemes #normiememes #jokes
Fall in Florida and Salsa Verde have one thing in common...they both make you sweat 🙄 #iplayedmyself #toomuchsauce #help
Graduated 2 years ago & I can’t wait to graduate again ✨ #iplayedmyself
True story. This actually happened to me earlier this year. Looking back it actually makes me laugh at how I truly did play myself! 😂😂😂 #congratulations #youplayedyourself #wompwomp #truestory #iplayedmyself #funnymemes #djkhaled #funny2018story
Today I have displayed the quintessence of Dumb Bitch Energy™: I ordered a Chilli Latte Said the name of the beverage with my own mouth Saw the chilli pepper on top when it was brought to me And I was SEVERELY puzzled when the foam on top dared to be SPICY???? Help. Autumn is really messing with my head these days. #dbe #dumbbitchenergy #top10animebetrayals #iplayedmyself #perplexed #shocked #latte #chilli #chillilatte #aioli #warsaw #warsawdining #foodie #warszawa #coffee #coffeeaddicts
😎 too kool •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #imtoocool #dankmemes #comedy #lmao #momos #cool #dogwothglasses #sunglasses #sunglasses #xbox #soundcloud #rappers #emokids #lmao #jokes #puns #comedy #iplayedmyself #imtoocool #haha #dogs #cutedogs #doggos #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #autisticmemes #haha #funny #cutedogs
😂 thought the same thing in elementary school. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #dankmemes #lmao #elementaryschool #fundraiser #money #prizes #jokes #iplayedmyself #funnymemes #funny #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #momos #autisticmemes #danm
😂 i want to show this to my chemistry teacher but idk 😐 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #dankmemes #comedy #protons #electrons #negativepeople #funnymemes #lmao #momos #offensivememes #sarcasticpeople #celebrities #iplayedmyself #haha
How im gonna be 🤠 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #dankmemes #jokes #lmao #lol #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #catchmeinthefields #trump #cotton #iplayedmyself #celebrities #areyoufeelingitnowmrkrabs #money #momos #spicymemes #funny #funnymemes
So this alert popped up in my phone...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 #iplayedmyself #apparentlyImissedthedeadline #sonowwhat #catladychronicles #iwasreallyboredthatday #whereheattho #dmisopen
Not only did I become a teen mom tonight, I ALSO became a teen aunt 💛 #Iplayedmyself #ifyouknowyouknow
😂😭 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #thirdsorldsociety #lmao #arthurmemes #comedy #jokes lmao #offensivememes #sarcasticmemes #iplayedmyself #celebrities #momos #haha #autisticmemes #funny #funnymemes
😮 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • #memes #dankmemes #momos #spicymemes #offensivememes #iplayedmyself #lmao #pokemonmemes #parents #jokes #comedy #bees #imastupidbich #sleeping
MOOD🤦🏾‍♀️ IDK WHO TOLD ME TO START WATCHING NIGHT SHIFT AT 3AM 😩 BEFORE I KNEW IT IT WAS FAJR 😒 #doireallyneedmyjobtoday #iplayedmyself #welphappymondayyall
I call myself "Treating myself" and went and got a pedicure at a local nail salon... smh... never doing that again... #Pedicure #Toes #PolishedToes #Feet #ThisIshHurts #NeverAgain #RudeAssPpl #LessonLearned #TreatYourself #DontCheatYourself #IPlayedMyself #SadFace #Ouch
#happyhalloween 🎃 #halloween2018 #princessaddy #mylittlebutterfly 🦋@racheldani_elle you did well Addys costume was the cutest thing #iplayedmyself according to @shoesbyfis @rivsweet we had fun
🎃 Spooky wine on deck for my Halloween listing appointment. A view to dieeeeee for is coming soon!!!!! This was the perfect pre-birthday treat. For the big and little kids, I love seeing everyone’s costumes and creativity!!! Happy Halloween!! 👻 . . . . . . . #afirst #halloween #listingappointment #trickortreats #realestate #atlanta #midtownatlanta #verticalluxurygroup #atyourservice #whowantsaview #condolife #mycostume #iplayedmyself
Don't need halloween, already scared sh*tless by my exam tomorrow. #iplayedmyself #examstress #alreadyfailed #tunnelvision #thegainswereworthit
today was one for the books #13floors oh and i’m bad at editing pics to fit i guess😂🤷‍♂️ thanks to these fools for going and thanks eli for holding my hand through the haunted house #soft #isaidiwouldntbescared #iplayedmyself
Contemplating some L👀ks for upcoming events. Aimed for Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face via Wes Anderson and may have landed somewhere near Insufferably Pretentious TA instead—which, let’s face it—“Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face via Wes Anderson” is EXACTLY how an insufferably pretentious TA would dress.
Shitty day today, had 565 for 4 sets of 3 on the stiff bar..... Did 3x1 then 2x2.... And tore my hand open so thats neat.... But hey deload week is here so whatever @fightson18 @edonfitness #deadlifttillimdead #squatober #powerlifter #deadlift #sweetdefeat #iplayedmyself #fuckmeupfriday #itsbigboyseason #dead #bentnotbroken #backworkout #workoutmotivation #fitness #transparency #itaintallsunshineandrainbows #bossup
Let’s play 🤷🏾‍♀️ • • • • • • • • • • • • #jokes #comedy #heartbroken #jokesfordays #iplayedmyself #comedy #stopplaying #love #play #games #playboicarti #meme #memesdaily #jokes #honest #laugh #heart #broken #mad #trust #issue #newyork #question #answer #single #ready #to #mingle #migos #rihanna
And I just can’t tell My insides are at war with themselves Flowers left upon the digital doorstep And yet there is little said My mind races through so many possibilities that my chest is heavy and aches with dread Because as much as I act like I am heartless, I am not How could I be after I have eaten so many for so long? This is what I feared, this is why I waited Sweat glistens on my brow as I craft the smallest of messages Trying to cram as much information into it as I can Does she want me? Does she fear for me? Does she want another? I mean she is prettier than me by leaps and bounds, so I wouldn’t me surprised if I wasn’t an option because who can compete with eyes like that, especially when mine feel clouded from all the worry in my heart The silence is deafening, ringing in my ear like the third round of a boxing match But why must I push and chase I don’t want to be that way But I don’t want to lose this chance Because I haven’t felt this good inside since before I was filled with all the black snakes of shame and self doubt. Climbing over and around one another within the confines of my poor quality skin. She found herself time better spent. While I sit and count the knuckle bones Attempting to decipher the future from the remains of another. The bones never lie And mine feel weak around her The bones never lie And hers were beauty to behold The bones never lie But I can’t read them anymore. That is a lie, I can read them, I simply ignored their warnings Because I hoped And my hope is toxic to the taste Because my hope is just a mask placed gently on the face of denial They say love finds you when you stop looking for it But I need to remember that life isn’t easy And that the world will test my resolve The universe will bait me ever so slightly Just to watch me throw myself at something beautiful without permission In hopes that even the smallest piece might rub off on me. Because I am weak; of heart, of body, and of mind Even as I write across the foggy mirror of my bathroom: “if you don’t love yourself who will?” Not to cause self love, but to remind me that I don’t deserve what I crave.
Man, seeing something like this.......... how beautiful it looks, how it flows ....... really makes ........... you have to use the restroom really bad #theresnobatroomsdownhere #iplayedmyself #moreexploring
#iplayedmyself 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️‼️💯 #Goodbye
he call me Jim cause nothing bout me Slim🤪⚡️#SlimJim #iPlayedMyself
"Try something new. How bad could it be?" Don't get bamboozled like I did. Stick with real bacon. . . #realwomenrealtalkpodcast #realbacon #iplayedmyself #lessonlearned
Some really great music got released today this single from @beccaneighbor and @carlandersonmusic is definitely one to check out! #iplayedmyself #andiplayedthissongoveragain
I always tell people they should be careful not to fall in love with me. They usually listen and I respect that. #oops #iplayedmyself #damn Copy and paste twitch.tv/davidsaintjames
This lesbian anthem was stuck in my head and then I cried. #iplayedmyself
#tb when it was still hot and sunny and I was acting bothered lmao #iplayedmyself
*posts similar looking pictures because keeping an aesthetic Instagram theme is difficult and ya girl is struggling guys* #IPlayedMyself #PleasePretendLikeYouveNeverSeenThis
I really sang this to my manger and this was his response... I was not expecting that 🤦🏾‍♀️😂 #IPlayedMyself #skit #jobskit #dayoff #MeanMangers
how gorgeous is this color❤️🌹🎈⭕️also to those 5 people that unfollowed me I see y’all... I just want to talk😂 #arabicwords #arabiccalligraphy #arabic #alhamdulillah #muslim #muslimart #red #ah #art #artoninstagram #ifixedit #iwastplazytopostthegoodone #iplayedmyself #again
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