Cellulite, ughhh long post warning, it's hot, grab a cold refreshing drink, 🍹🍺 #its5oclocksomewhere #idontjudge
Back in February❄ I donned a swimsuit and damn near cried when I caught a glimpse of my butt.
What dahhhhh???!!! First it appeared that my ass had decided it was adopting the snowbird mentality and heading south for the winter.
Acquiring some prime, and I mean, Prime Real Estate on my upper, back thigh.
No invitation, just decided to invade my thighs, spread itself around, no manners, just moved right in. Where's a damn wall when you need one or at least a fence, a no trespassing sign, protecting my thighs from it's neighbour to the north.
Oh and if that wasn't bad enough, it totally let itself go, not caring how it looked, getting all dimply looking.
I,,,, was not,,,,, amused.... yep, damn near cried. Think Big messy tears😭 gonna cry. Thinking bikini bottoms were no longer an option in public, because you see, at that time i had been a constant, dedicated gym member, all the squats with weights🏋️♀️, single leg deadlifts and my ass had decided it had a mind of its own. If I weren't so mad I would've taken a picture, but who needed to see that. Really, nobody needed to see that🙈. Well fast forward to now, caught myself in the mirror yesterday. And was once again, what dahhhhh!
My butt has decided to relocate to its original address!! Yep, no longer lingering on the beaches of my upper thighs, it went home. Tightened itself up, stopped moping around ans lifted itself back up and that dimply assed cottage cheese, orange peel, all but gone!!! How??? Wasn't squats as honestly I haven't been to the gym since the beginning of June. (I'm not proud of that fact, but i have been outside). Just something about warm weather and not wanting to be inside, which may be a direct result of my mom's punishment to us during the summer months. Don't know why she would ground us to the inside of the house on nice days, 🤔 in retrospect that seems more like a punishment to herself. (Hey I was an angel but lock me inside and I'm a pain in the ass, see what i did there 😉), sorry I digress, back to my butt.