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"Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content and sufficient champagne." by Dorothy Parker 💕💕💕💕💕🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂 . Cheers everyone 🍷🍷🍷🍷🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾💞💞💞💞 . . . . . . . . . #winelovers #winequotes #winelover #winestagram #wine #wines #winetime #quoteoftheday #quotestoliveby #instaquotesdaily #instaquotesgram #instaqsayings #quote_of_the_day #quotesdaily #funny #funnyquote #sayingsandquotes #funnies #funnyquotedaily #funnyquotes #haha #giggle #laughing #funnyquotesdaily #quotesgram #laughteristhebestmedicine #laugh #laughoutloud #instafunny #winewinewine
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Nuevo descubrimiento de comida Thai: Bangcook 👌🏻 ———————————— Recomendación: A mi me encantó el plato Bibimbap 🍲 y el cocktail Phi Phi Island 🍸🤤 (Por si alguien va y le puede servir) Aunque si a vosotros no os gusta, no me matéis 😬
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Who else always has the best intentions with planners?! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ . . I quit trying to make planners work for me and now i plan my day using -- are you ready to have your mom ind BLOWN?! -- post-its. 😜📑 . . Yup! The humble post-it keeps my life in order. Does that mean I've got it all together? HA! NO.😂 . . BUT. I will say that my business and my life with the kids is much better organized. Give it a try sometime!👍👍👍 . . Like everything, planning to get organized it SO much more fun than actually doing it! 😂😂😂 . . #funny #true #quote #qotd #quotes #funnyquote #funnymeme #igquotes #quotesofig #funnyquotes #planner #planning #organization #planneraddict #debtfreecommunity #debtfree #debtfreejouney #workathome #workfromhome #wahm #sahm #momlife #life #blog #blogger #blogging #lifestyleblogger #reallife
🤣🤣🤣 FUNNY QUOTE!! 🤣🤣🤣 It's true though isn't it IG friends!!! 🤣🤣🤣 xxx #funnyquote #itstruethough #laughoutloud
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Timing is everything.
Friday afternoon is the perfect time 👌🏼
Chances of government employees who have missed a paycheck hurrying anything along... Outlook not so good.
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Though he be but squishy... he is fast!
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I don’t know why this has been in my head lately. Maybe my inner compass is telling me it’s time to watch Legally Blonde again. 😜
🙋‍♀️😂✨ “Diättag Nr. 5: Endlich hab ich das gesamte ungesunde Essen aus meiner Wohnung entfernt. Es war einfach köstlich !” 😅😂😜 . Na, gibts hier noch mehr Leute, die das machen? ;) Ich bin zwar nicht auf Diät, aber brauchte heute mal wieder einen aufmunternden Spruch und habe mich bei dem hier gleich selbst wiedererkannt! 😃🙋‍♀️ . ENG: Anyone else always does that? I’m actually not on a diet but needed an uplifting quote today. When I found this one I really found myself in that one! 😃🙋‍♀️
First mood comes into play Monday to Friday, and the second one is most definitely our weekend vibe - so you could say we're VERY happy the weekend is finally here! 😂Was it just us, or has this past week felt especially slow?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #weekendvibes #yolo #worrywart #quotablequote #funnyquote #sydneyfashion #thatsdarling #girlswhohustle #melbournefashion #wiwt #getinmycloset #ootd #onlinenow #styleinspo #melbournestyle #40plusstyle #mumstyle #fashionover30 #womenwithambition #fashion #outfitoftheday #fashionover40 #outfitinspiration #onlineboutique #perthfashion #sassyroad
On n'a pas toujours de bonnes journées! • t-shirt disponible dans ma boutique web watchoutdesign.com • . . . #tshirtdesign #tshirt #clone #funnyquote #funnytshirt #slogan #faitauquebec #designgraphique #graphicdesign #typographie #etsyshop #achatlocal #madeinquebec #madeinqc
when tim read this, he said, “this is totally you!” it drives him crazy! 🙈😂 are you 1, 2, 3 or 4? comment below👇🏼 . www.debawilson.com #debamariewilson
The mind is a powerful thing. It can make or break your day. It’s easier said than done, but if you start your day on a positive thought (and end the day too), then the day should turn out positive. Give it a try tomorrow morning! #coffee #fitquote #funnyquote #gymmotivation #instaquote #motivation #motivationquote #positive #qotd #quote #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #truth #happy #sun #music #lol #funny #london #goodmorning #quotes #strong
This new year new me crowd is ruthless 😂
Guilty 🤦‍♀️ • • • • • #liveyourbestlife #fashion #funnyquote #shopping #foodaddict #lifeishard
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Yep, pretty much. 🤣⠀ ⠀ #FreebieFindingMom
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If you guys know me, you know I’m decently competitive. In just about any situation, I love to see if I can beat my own PR. Can I get dressed and ready faster this morning than yesterday? Can I cook dinner in under 10 minutes? Can I do more leg lifts than last week? This desire to beat my PR comes out in full force when I arrive at the grocery store (especially Costco). If you ever shop with me, you’ll see me check my watch right as I walk in the door so I can time my visit. Once we had kids, I had to up my game. I now organize my grocery shopping list by location in the store I am going to. I make the kids ride in the cart (thank you Costco for jumbo size carts), and we rarely stop for samples. But still, for whatever reason, once the kids realize we are in the store, they morph into some kind of re-enactment Animal House. Kid’s start hanging from the carts, the little guy somehow suddenly gets his hands on a teddy bear 4 times his size (true story) and has a death grip on it in the cart, the boys start fighting like they’re in the freakin’ MMA, and suddenly everyone is starving and has to go to the bathroom. But still. Although my Grocery Store PR doesn’t resemble what it used to, it’s a work in progress. And one day, I hope to be able to park in front of the store, start my stop watch, and send a kid in to do the shopping for me. #pr #shoppingwithkids
A little funny for #Friday . Who can relate to this?! I mean- Amazon is 😳 @nikki_grandy
Go ahead, I’m listening!
I mean, come on momma...you know it’s true. 😂 By your third kid you want them to say “da-da” first, that way if they start calling in the middle of the night, you can tell your husband, “she’s calling for you”. 😂 #protip #momhack
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Pizza night! Happy Friday ✌🏻
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