❤️⭐️Last night was an absolute blast! ❤️⭐️It was date night at @hamburgermaryslb
with my sexy boyfriend @beaucoupdrag.
❤️you, baby!!! Saw 2 adorable Latinos. I was inspired by “To Wong,” so I asked, “Why are you standing there all alone Little Latin boys?” They asked for pictures. I did what any other self-respecting hussy would do - I grabbed their asses. ❤️❤️ Shamelessly. I asked their names. One said, “ @roxydelvalle.
” Took a moment to connect the dots - blondes hate math. Am I right ladies? - It was THE @roxydelvalle
& her husband @unicornan
!! Couldn’t have been more adorable together or more gracious to @beaucoupdrag
and me, despite trying to invade their street corner. (Roxy & Ornan - we need to have you over for dinner/drinks sometime!) A sexy walking BBC bi guy flirted with me. A creepy Latino “straight” guy attempted to stick his hands up the slots of my jumpsuit. Which, of course, would have been fine had he first bought me a cocktail. And a 3-bedroom house by the beach. An adoooooooorable Latino couple tried to woo me by saying that one of them had an 8” cock. I patted them both on the head & assured them that not only was mine bigger, it was trying to top me on the dance floor via the magic of duck tape & a high threshold for pain. All in all, it was a magical evening. Welcomed several newcomers to Hamburger Mary’s & the city of Long Beach. REMEMBER KIDS: When you do drag, you are ambassadors. Smile. Laugh. Engage. Crack a joke. Make people feel welcome. Very often, YOU are the 1st person that a newbie feels comfortable to chat with at a gay club. Make it memorable for them. Help them to love themselves. Be kind. Will post more pics later. Hair: @beaucoupdrag.
Heels: destroyed. Makeup: @beaucoupdrag.
Disco Galactic Headpiece: @lucindarearfun.
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