Mom thinks I was a bad girl, I think I deserve a star.... Here's some background context and you help me decide.
My vet says I'm a fatty bum bum (okay mom calls me that but the vet says I'm overweight and need to lose 2 more pounds). So mom has me on a diet for the past few months. In my mind, I feel like she's starving me and I haven't eaten in days!
So everytime I see food, I'm a girl on a mission. Mom left her bowl of food on the coffee table and went to the room to get something. I was smart and quickly pawed at it to drop it to the ground, and ate up the whole bowl.
Mom was very upset. But I think this was genius. I made no sound and finished everything before she got back. Don't you think I deserve a star at the very least? 🤷♀️⭐️ #ThisisMyra