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今日はGLIMSPANKYのライヴ参戦してきましたー😆CRAZYMAMA行くの久々♪ 今回のライヴはちょっと行くの悩むとゆーか、最近ずっと仕事のせいでモチベーションが全く上がらず、数日前までは回避しよかな〜〜〜なんて思ってたりしてたんだけど、 結果的には行って正解☺めっちゃ楽しかった⤴⤴亀ちゃん相変わらずギター🎸上手いしレミちゃんの声ハンパなかった〰❗レミちゃんの生声は一度聴いたらハマります😍 また行こー☺☺☺ #glimspanky #松尾レミ #亀本寛貴 #岡山crazymama #crazymama #lookingforthemagic
Blurry Vision 🤓 Last night the boys were in the bath. I washed my face and put my glasses on. Then I noticed I wasn't seeing well, things were blurry and just a little funky looking. 🤔 My mind started going all kinds of crazy places as we were getting the boys ready for bed. "Omg I just posted about how my eyesight has improved and now it's getting worse! 😳 What if I am losing my eyesight? Is something seriously wrong?" (A bit dramatic) So I took my glasses off and looked at my eyes closely in the mirror 🙄... um, Oooo I forgot to take my contacts out before I put my glasses on 🤦‍♀️😂 #smart Anyone else get thrown off easily when your vision gets a little blurry? When things don't seem clear and you're wondering, "okay God what are you up to in this?" Me too. We can get thrown off so easily and our minds start going crazy places. We doubt, we fear the worst, we fix our eyes on ourselves and our limited view, rather then the One who created everything. Maybe it just takes a closer look at the source. #leanin#crazykid #crazymama #icanseeclearlynowthatitookmycontactsoff #strangethings #vision #laughatyourself #Hecan #daretobedifferent #5head 🤪
I’ve always thrived on organization, but since having kids I’ve taken it to a whole new level. . Pictured is the kids snack drawer. When we moved, I thought it was a good idea to put their snacks on their level & encourage independence. In hindsight, I can see why this was not a good idea. Now they just grab snacks whenever they want... 🙄 For the most part, they still ask before grabbing things. But Britt is still learning the order of this system.
If you're looking for a sign..☝️ I've invited you🥰 Now it's your move🤔 Baby steps to a healthier way of life? OR Staying in exactly the same spot for life? WHAT'S IT GONNA BE🌈🦄
I bought this book and memory cards today... The cards I had my daughter in mind... The book, however, my inner child creeped out an I can't wait to read it... Maybe i should read it at least once to my kids 😂 . . . #thetigerwhocametotea #childrensbooks #newbedtimestory #memorycards #mum #storiesforkids #parentingwin #parentinglife #childhoodmemorys #favoritechildrensbook #crazymama
Speaking of crazy cold remedies.... . Anyone tried the potato on the feet wives tale? It’s a weird one but it’s CRAZY how dark the potato’s are in the morning and it’s helped break a couple fevers for us in the past!!! . My kids think it’s so fun and love comparing them in the morning 🤣
Ninja turtles 😏🤩🤘 . When we come out of the shower and we all get dress as ninja turtles 🤣🤣🤣🤩 mommy as a sleepy face sorry 🙄🤣🤣 lack of sleep cause of those two haha 🙌😴💚💚 . . #pyjamas #lovethosetwo #ninja #ninjaturtles #momofboys #family #crazymama #momlife #sleepyhead #funnymoments #happykids #happymoments #beautifullife #happymom
When mama is a d*ckhead 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ 😂😂😂 Let's play she said, it will be fun she said.... 😒 . . . . . . . . . #instacat #funnycats #crazymama #catowner ##cutie #babygirl #letsplayshesaid ❤️😻😽 #🙈🙉🙊
It’s spring annnnnd.....31 right around the corner. Whew this year has gone by FAST. Not to mention that much closer to Bighead Rodriguez getting here. Maybe I need to get on all that baby stuff at some point before June 😂 #springtime #pinkalicious #crazymama #birthdayseason #aries#finallywarmenough
Who else pulls over on the side of the road to admire a beautiful flower wall. This Mama does! I was so tempted to take the kids out but there was extremely too much traffic. I couldn’t risk it. #pregnant #crazymama #prego #pregobelly
I re-posted this and tagged my four daughters on it this morning. 😂 #crazymama #igetitfrommymama #thursdaychuckle #coasterdoodlesonetsy
"this moment is not your life, but it is a moment IN your life-how will you use it?" Feeding the POSITIVE 🦄UNICORN 🌈RAINBOWS and 💞LOVE! Sounds silly but I know what the alternative is and I'm UNWILLING to live there👊
岡山宜しくお願いします〰️✨ #Repost @atmyside_kchc (@get_repost ) ・・・ 4月6日岡山もうすぐです🎤 曲知らんでもええし、どうでもいいけど楽しんだらそれでいいやん💃💃 #atmyside #at_my_side #mosthighgame #hatecreatures #ilska #certain #ascension #deservetodie #岡山 #music #hc #CRAZYMAMA
4月6日岡山もうすぐです🎤 曲知らんでもええし、どうでもいいけど楽しんだらそれでいいやん💃💃 #atmyside #at_my_side #mosthighgame #hatecreatures #ilska #certain #ascension #deservetodie #岡山 #music #hc #CRAZYMAMA
Petit coucou en folie de mes princesses et moi😋😅✌ #teamgirly #crazyfamily #crazymama #crazy #instacrazy #instapic #princesse #instagirl 👑
Eating ice cream 🍨 really does make you happy??. Scientists have found that a spoonful of the cold stuff lights up the same pleasure centre in the brain as winning money or listening to your favourite music. #crazymama #purim2019 #r ❤️na #g ❣️li #icecreammakeup
We are off!! Late🤷‍♀️ but we are on they way to intramurals!! It doesn’t matter how early I get up, the morning are always crazy I feel like!! I can never get out the door early enough for morning activities🤪 anyone else out there have any tips for a mama?? Side note 📝 u snoozed my alarm too many times today and missed my am workout opportunity...but, not gonna worry about that because I don’t have to pack up the kids and go to the gym!!I will make that happen later!!! #crazymama #busymomof4 #workoutfromhomelife #myhomeismygym
Kai 10 kartų sakai kelkis į mokyklą,when 10 times you telling to get up for school #hamchallenge #getup #schooltime #crazymama #labasrytas
New hair, fuck yeah 🙌🏻💕 #allthepink #beingme
🌺 It's difficult for me to get all the protein I need every day as a (mostly) #plantBasedEater and #crazymama So I try to have this 👆 every day. Instead of honey ... to make it BLE - I'll add a banana. Tell me if you try it and what you think 😃 . . . #plantbasedeater #dairyfreemama #peaproteinrecipes #plantbasedsmoothies #notummyachefood #soothingfoods #SIBOfood #smallfiberneuropathy #inflamationfood #healthymamas #eatright
Środa minie tydzień zginie...ale gdzie ta #wiosna ? #instamatka #instagirl #crazygirl #crazymama
It's a crazy busy time for this mama. I'm only home for a less than a week before I need to haul my luggage out the door again. It's Nylas birthday week as well so between work catch up I'm planning cakes, sensible goodie bags, food, some kind of party decor that's not all balloons and plastic rubbish that can't be used again.. My young lady will be turning 11 and I so proud of who she is becoming! I just went to find her and she was sitting with our helper, helping our helper with her English homework ( we send Palae for English classes ) :) #onehumanity #biglove #crazymama
Hot Mess Express. Claiming it 🙋‍♀️ . . Jimmy told me a few days ago, "You're lookin' great, babe." And I got mad. And asked if he was saying I looked "pregnant", aka chunky. He laughed and was like, "Wow. I cant even say you're lookin' good without getting in trouble!" . . I then continued to explain a woman and the crazy that we are, and that we analyze and question every comment, tone, phrase, and situation of what they say. He looked at me like I was a straight p.s.y.c.h.o. And I admitted, I kinda am. . . Some days I have it together, and can take a compliment. And feel great about it. And some days...I'm a #hotmessexpress and I get mad at a compliment from my loving man. 🤦‍♀️ . . Someone tell me I'm not the only crazy girl when it comes to *those* comments...the ones where we just KNOW what they're thinking.... or do we?? . . . . . . . . . #husbandandwife #pregomama #17weekspregnant almost #18weekspregnant #pregostyle #momlife #crazymama #imisswine #secondtrimester #babynumber4 #momstyle #honestmotherhood #girlsarecrazy #pregnanthormones #itsnotafoodbaby #boygirlmom
Since mama woke me up out of my cozy bed to go outside and look for Ms bunny. I decided when I came in to hide and make mama look for me. I dont think she will find me #crazymama #nobunnyoutthere #illtrickyou #hiding #bassethoundsofinstagram #bassethound #bassetmoments #bassethoundmom #bassethoundlover
Бушует море в наших душах, Мы и не знаем, кому верить. Вокруг развесили все уши... Хватит! Хватит лицемерить!!!!! _____________________ Крик души... Ничего более. Просто транслирую её😅. Руки опущены. А ложь продолжает разрастаться с большой скоростью🙄. Люди уже сами путаются, где реальность, а где реалии их воображения. Как легко обмануть, но как тяжело☝️ убедить в истине. Народ сходит с ума, ему так легче. Праздника, праздника требует народ‼️. Зрелищ и хлеба.🤦‍♀️ Вот что движет большинство людей. Это на руку тем, кто манипулирует и руководит миром. Включайте сознание и думайте своим интеллектом. Коллективный это не то, совсем не то. ________________________ Лучше быть единицей, чем чей-то шестёркой... Будь собой! Узнай себя! Хватит лжи! ________________________ Хренов #стихоплет #крикдуши #мысливслух #ложь #мир #жить #будьсобой #откройглаза #новосибирск #нск #дневникмамы #crazymama #психологияжизни
I needs this shirt for my baby boy!💙👶💙 #fightme #whoscared #notme #dntmesswithmybaby #crazymama #illslapyouaroundtheworld #googlewntbeabletofindyou #🤣😂🤣
Одна какашка меня как-то спросила: «Что ты в офисе сидишь, твои ровесники уже посещают родительские собрания?» Я ничего не ответила, так как язык у меня острый, а у этой какашки недавно свадьба была: девушка залетела, пришлось. Известно, что термин «старородящая» давно изжил себя, и в современном прогрессивном обществе практически не используется. Он нетолерантен и оскорбителен. Всегда думаю над тем, что дают своим детям 20-летние девушки с пустыми глазами и с замученной, от ненавистных советов свекрови, физиономией. Правильно, планшет в руки, круглосуточно, мол, #ясамазнаю , #яжемать , не тревожить. Хотя есть люди, которые и 16 уже готовы быть мамой. У них обычно бывает большая грудь и много молока. А мы, старородящие, рождаемся заново и ценим каждого, кто поможет советом или подежурит за нас часок у кроватки. Живите долго. Какашка, если ты узнала себя, полечи желудок, там наверняка водится хеликобактер пилори, потому что как и термин «старородящая», запах изо рта тоже нужно было оставить в средних веках. Когда родили вы или ваши жены? Кого обидела, кому бальзам на душу? Лайк, если покатались бы на стульчике для кормления! #энергиябьетключом #crazymama #самоирония #юмор #injoylife #bestlifeever #бубнюкакстараябабка
Matka troche crazy dziś 😜🙈❤ Must be the hormones 😂😂 Great pregnancy shoes ain't them? Jakieś wesela w tym roku?? 😍😁 #crazymama #newheels #mondaymood #michaelkors #goldheels #mamuskaswiruska #butydoporodu #rodzew2019 #hasztagpasuje #kochambuty #itorebki 🤣
Ещё год назад я и подумать не могла, что это будет пятая поездка на Байкал за 2019 год. Многие спрашивают, что произошло со мной? Почему это ты разъездилась? 😂😂😂 Отвечаю всем любопытствующим: хочу и буду😜😘 хочешь так же? Вступай в нашу семью под руководством @crazy_mama2018 ! . . . . . #байкал #бурятия #мамы03 #крейзимама03 #crazymama #отдыхсдетьми #зимнийбайкал #travells #byriatia #winter #2019 #snow #drift
Jel’ slikate i vi vasu decu dok spavaju?🥴 #crazymama #sleepybaby
Mother’s Day is around the corner~👏 作为妈妈不在身边的留学生,我们从小在妈妈的情话中长大 “多吃点,别饿着,妈妈会心疼” “别熬夜,注意身体,有事情打电话” “生活费够吗,不要委屈自己,有需要找妈妈” 在出国后,老妈因为担心我的安全要求我每天早上出门发个视频,晚上放学再发个视频,有一次睡着了没有和家人视频聊天,我妈以为我出什么事了, 早上醒来看见一堆语音和未接。。😂😂 有人说母亲节其实是妈妈的情人节,而她的情人就是我 提前祝老妈母亲节快乐,希望老妈少担心自己,永远做最可爱的那个仙女吧❤🙈 #crazymama #maktok @maktok.uk
Sunday’s fundays with Efe #efetoysandfun #myson #mysonmyworld #oglum #evlat #evlatsevgisi Hayttaki mutluluk kaynagim , iyi Kim bin sukur seni veren yüce yarabbim 🙏🙏🙏 nasıl seviyorum seni yaaaa enerjim benim 💕💕💕🙈🙈🙈#crazymama #annesevgisi #evlatsevgisi
If you didn't know that I'm a wee bit mad, you will now 😆😉 before I head off to bed, I'm nursing my eggs to bring them to room temperature, ready to put in the breadmachine so the kids will have banana bread for breaky tomorrow morning. #autumn2019 #crazymama #eggs #bananabread #latenightbaking #homebaker
Roxy, our gypsy askal puppy following Paul’s sequence of commands that trains her...to bark...to sit...to lay down...to turn in a circle...to shake hands...that’s our precious boat puppy!! Askal is sland in Filipino to mean street puppy or island puppy. She tripled in size and doesnt want to sleep in our bed anymore to snuggle to sleep, which makes me sad. #boatpuppy #boatdog #puppyonboard #dogonboard #dog #puppy #petsonboard #petonboard #welltrained #commands #smartpuppy #streetpuppy #askal #islandpuppy #unknownbreed #2000pesos #fivedollarpuppy #crazydoglady #crazymama #animallover #gypsypuppy #hobopuppy #gypsyhobo #mylove #mybaby
Worked my tail off at the gym today. Being pregnant means you get a lot of stares at the gym. Not everyone thinks you should be there. Just keep your head up and let haters hate. Exercise is great during pregnancy. But as always, check with your doctor before you ever start an exercise regimen. If you have any questions about what I do to keep fit during pregnancy feel free to ask! 21 weeks prego. Baby #6 🙂👍💪 . . . . . #notyouraveragemamabear #momblogger #mamabear #crazymama #momlife #workout #workoutmotivation #fitmama #fitpregnancy #fitmom #exercise #planetfitness #gymsharkwomen #healthymom #healthybodyhealthymind #motivation #hatersgonnahate #staystrong #strongwomen #strongwoman #strongmom #instafit #instagood #fitnessgoals #fitness
Mama called me an Irish babcia. Hummm I think she has her Irish and Polish mixed up. Ps cant pinch me...I have my green on.🍀🍀☘ #crazymama #itsirishdaynotpolish #bassetcutie #bassethoundsofinstagram #bassethound #bassetmoments #bassetlover
Life can deal you some crazy cards that you ready for! Sometimes I feel like a hotmess, but there is always tomorrow! #crazymama #hotmess #illplaythecardsimdealt
Heeeeeyyyyy!!! Guess who's 50 today??? This girl🖐🖐🖐I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!! So not where I thought i'd be... middle of 2nd divorce old enough to be a gramma gained 10lbs that won't leave house a total dirty wreck need lash fill, wax, mani, pedi still let dumbass💩bug me more gray hair than i'll admit I could go on and on... But seriously I won't... That is why I do what I do and I share it with you! I am NOT PERFECT but the POWER OF POSITIVITY🌈and FEEDING IT🦄 is what keeps me SMILING every DAMN day!!! GET UP SHOW UP AND DO THE FUCKING WORK👊 HAPPY FUCKING 50TH SELF🦋 💖I LOVE YOU GIRL💖
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