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Tonight was Holden’s first martial arts class! (I tried to call it Karate and he corrected me 😂) and what was the most fun fact of the night is Holden’s instructors are trained directly under one of Chuck Norris’ favorite fighting teachers 😂👊🏻🥋 I ran out of space on my phone for pictures so I made one looooong instagram story I’m hoping to save for him to see in 20 years if he ever gets a black belt or something. Anyway, the things we do for our kids. This stinking class is at least a 3.5 hour commitment with rush hour traffic commuting so thank goodness it’s only once a week! Holden, when you read this journal someday take a moment to appreciate your mom and dad who I’m sure will have driven you to countless practices and events over the years! Love ya, buddy. -dad #chucknorris #here #we #come 😂😜
Best #bumpersticker of the day. #chucknorris
nice freeze frame ending from 1995, Chuck Norris vs. Satan's emissary in Jerusalem , #Hellbound directed by the great #AaronNorris starring his bro #ChuckNorris , some great spooky and cheeky music from #GeorgeSClinton
I cried when I was 8 thinking about everyone I love dyong. Thoughts suck in 2018 #art #artist #chucknorris #mac #apple #80s #90s #00s #10s #20s #relatable #hella #bringbackourboys #karate #hello
Haha it's been A while. But for real my toes are still frozen! And I CAN NOT find my winter boots anywhere! #frozentoes #themissingboots #chucknorris
Chuck Norris is the only man alive that wears a wig but could steal get your mom, grandma, auntie & your girl #chucknorris
Little different than the dirtbike track, but had a great time over the weekend, 1st time at the drag track with my family and my crew, getting our feet wet & some data on ol #chucknorris . Thankful for all these people in my life🙏 #atlpp #importshowdown #harrybuilt #chucknorrisH2B #natethegreat #tuneatlpp #family
Libros. Dos grandes vinieron a #blacksheeptj #brucelee #chucknorris #libros #leeresdivertido #pasajegomez #tijuana Abierto hoy 12/8 PM
Libros. Toda la verdad acerca de nuestro amado #chucknorris . Disponible #blacksheeptj #funny #leeresdivertido
American Ninja with Chuck Norris. Catalog Cannon films... (1985) #cannonfilms #chucknorris
Had a great afternoon/evening exploring Reykjavik #travel #travelbug #iceland #reykjavik #foodie #crepe #thor #harpa #wings #chucknorris
Walker Texas Ranger jajaja #walkertexasranger #chucknorris
Every Sydney suburb should be like Kogarah and have a giant statue of Bruce Lee in the town square. Let’s make it a rule. Except Bondi. Bondi can have Chuck Norris. #brucelee #chucknorris #kogarah
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🤣🤣🤣💪🏿💪🏿 #ChuckNorris
The Karate Kid Remake Fancast: Ken Watanabe as Mr. Miyagi Ryan K. Potter as Daniel Larusso Violett Beane as Ali Mills Brandon Flynn as Johnny Lawrence Chuck Norris as John Kreese #TheKarateKid #80s #Movies #Remake #Classic #Karate #MartialArts #CobraiKai #Fancast #MrMiyagi #DanielLarusso #JohnnyLawrence #JohnKreese #AliMills #KenWatanabe #RyanPotter #ViolettBeane #BrandonFlynn #ChuckNorris
Space Force standard issue blaster 👽🌌 / Big thanks to @boogeyman_customs for the work he did on this build
Chuck Norris uses a nightlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. . . Чък Норис използва нощна лампа. Не защото се страхува от тъмното, а защото тъмнината я е страх от Чък Норис. . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #fun #memeworld #favoruiteactor #airforce #walkertexasranger #missinginaction
💥Chuck Norris💥 🔝zoom in🔝 * Chuck Norris benutz keine zahnseide er benutz eine Fahrradkette * Chuck Norris does not use dental floss he uses a bicycle chain *
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never, never slap Chuck Norris!!! Когато Чък Норис е бил роден, единствения човек, който е плакал е бил доктора. Никога, ама никога не удряй Чък Норис!!! . . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #fun #memeworld #favoruiteactor #airforce #walkertexasranger #missinginaction #bestactor
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Чък Норис е умрял преди 20 години. Просто смъртта все още няма куража да му го каже. 😅😂 . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #fun #memeworld #favoruiteactor #airforce #walkertexasranger #missinginaction
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the Information he wants. Чък Норис не чете книги. Той ги зяпа, докато не получи информацията, която иска. . . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #fun #memeworld #favoruiteactor #walkertexasranger #airforce #missinginaction #hero #favouriteactor
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand...while he is sitting on it. Чък Норис може да повдигне стол с една ръка...докато седи на него. . . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #fun #memeworld #favoruiteactor
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Чък Норис не носи часовник. Той решава колко е часа. . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with fully loaded gun and won. Веднъж Чък Норис играл Руска Рулетка с напълно зареден пистолет и спечелил. . . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #missinginaction #airforce #walkertexasranger
Έτσι για το #yolo πάντα θα βλέπουμε #mega 😋 • #megalicious #panta #on_air #chucknorris #and #i
Chuck Norris Action Pants were apparently a thing... #chucknorris
So corn yet so funny #chucknorris
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 😂 Чък Норис построил болницата, в която бил роден. 😂 . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #airforce #walkertexasranger #fun
Foram vistos 29 filmes dele pra esse top (lista dos filmes na descrição do vídeo). Link na bio 👀 . . . . . #tops #top10 #topdefilmes #chucknorris #cinema #filmes #asetimaarte #acao #faroeste #aventura #netflix #instamovies #films #movies
Today we were prince and Anne Hathaway at Twisted Root Burger! #delicious #chucknorris #bestburger
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Преди да си легне, Торбалан винаги проверява под леглото си за Чък Норис. . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous #likes #instagramstars #capturethis #boogeyman #airforce #airforce1
I like to repost this picture of my #beardedbeloved @jjzimmermanjr and #ChuckNorris every once in awhile just because 💖
CHUCK NORRIS FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cub and shit it out solved. 😅 ЧЪК НОРИС, ФАКТ НА ДЕНЯ: Веднъж Чък Норис изяде купче рубик и го изака решен. 😅 . . . #chucknorris #memes #jokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrismeme #chucknorriswitze #chucknorrisapproved #chucknorristhebest #likeforlikes #following #followforfollow #instajokes #instalikes #instafamous
This video game is unplayable because no one controls #ChuckNorris 🕹📺💪🏼👨🏻‍🦰🥋
Some put their faith in God. When it comes to protecting my shop I only trust in Chuck Norris. #chucknorris #invasionusa
We will be at Kendra Scott at Rice Village tomorrow night for Kendra Scott Giveback Night! Join us between 6pm and 8pm for sips, sweets, and jewels. 💍20% of all sales will be donated to Kickstart Kids♥️🥋. Can't make it into the shop? Call 713-965-4056 to place your order.😃 . . . . . . . . #CharacterThroughKarate #ChuckNorris #Karate #MartialArtist #MartialArts #NonProfit #NonProfitOrganization #Value #WednesdayWisdom #Texas #RoundHouseKicks #KickstartKids #KendraScott #Jewelry #Philanthropy #Kids #Values #Houston
You have been kidnapped, the kidnappers are kind enough to let you select a movie to watch, Which one are you choosing? 🤔😎 . . 1. Chuck Norris 2. Rambo 3. Commando 4. Van Damme . . #PulseTeaser #Movies #Film #ActionMovies #ChuckNorris #Rambo #Commando #VanDamme #Hollywood #PulseGhana
ITS #TABLETOPTUESDAY and tonight’s live stream party play will be #superfight from @skyboundgames @skyboundent . We will be #Live on Facebook starting at 7:30pm. Punches will be thrown and tables flipped as we attempt to pick the best Super Fighter!! Feel free to join us and definitely bring your opinions!! #gamenight #tabletopgames #boardgames #partygames #cardgames #playmoregames #flippingtables #skyboundgames #gaming #fun #laughing #chucknorris #thegrandgeekgathering #d20adventurerealm #theocgeekly #stefanoslagunahills
Our steaks and burgers hit the target everytime! It's #meatytuesday So get a free drink with every one! Food served 'til 9pm #loveashby #whitehartashby #pubfood #chucknorris
UAMC reviews the ultimate Chuck Norris / Jonathan Brandis kids action classic SIDEKICKS (1992) on the UAMC blog - LINK IN BIO! #sidekicks #chucknorris #jonathanbrandis
It's #WorldKindnessDay ! Make someone's day by showing a little bit of compassion and kindness. ♥️ We all have the potential to improve each others lives through understanding and kindness, whether it’s a friend, family member, or stranger. ☺️♥️🥋🙌 . . . #CharacterThroughKarate #ChuckNorris #Karate #MartialArtist #MartialArts #NonProfit #NonProfitOrganization #Value #ChuckNorrisWater #Texas #RoundHouseKicks #KickstartKids #WorldKindnessDay #NationalKindessDay #Kind #Respect #Kids #Value #actsofkindness #changealife
My Rating: 85/100 Name: Chuck Morris (Revolving IIPA Series) Brewer: Melvin @melvinbrewing @melvinbrewing_sandiego_ Style: IIPA ABV: 8 Stated IBU: unknown Stated Hops: unknown Brewery Location: Alpine, Wyoming 6/6 Appearance: SRM 6. Slightly opaque. Bright yellow orange. 19/24 Smell: Pine, and lots of it. Maybe a little grapefruit and honey. But piney, like a forest. 35/40 Taste: Malty, yet crisp and clean. A little strong on the alcohol taste. Big grapefruit and tangy lemon/lime. 8/10 Feel: OK Carb. Feels crisp. 17/20 Overall: This beer definitely bites with every sip. Bitter and tangy in a good balance. Little aftertaste. Warming up evoked bready flavors like rye. This is a sippable, not a chuggable beer. Excellent, craveable swigs beginning to end. Crisp, yet sticky with ripe pine sap! Notes: Melvin in San Diego! My Rating: 85 #ipalottabeer #carlbrau #ipareview #beerreview #beerrating #beerranking #ipa #ipabeer #indiapaleale #craftbeer #craftbrew #beer #sandiegobeer #chucknorris #brutus #popeye #sdbeer #sdcraftbrew #bluto #beerporn #craftnotcrap #westcoastipa #fearthemullet #chuckmorris #wybeer #wyomingbeer
🍻🍺 La Czech Norris è una Imperial Pils, seconda birra da me bevuta di produzione del birrificio Brewfist (@brewfistbeer ). Si tratta di una birra amara, con una gradazione alcolica del 6.7%, e dal carattere deciso e arrogante, esattamente come il personaggio al quale si ispira. È prodotta con l’utilizzo di un solo luppolo ceco, lo Saaz, che con la bassa fermentazione da vota ad una Pils atipica, molto luppolata e dall’aroma intenso, poco fruttata e decisa nella parte finale. Una birra che personalmente ho molto apprezzato ed il birrificio ha ancora qualche altra creazione da scoprire, anche perché per ora mi ha sempre piacevolmente sorpreso, ma mi rendo conto che non è una birra che si presta a molte interpretazioni: o si ama o si odia. P.S. Il bicchiere di plastica era, purtroppo, inevitabile.... 😔
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