... - "You know, I like Stella. Even though she broke you heart, I'd still put her in your top five." - "Which are...?" - "All right... Number five, Stella. Number four, Zoey. Number three, uh, the Slutty Pumpkin. Number two, Marshall, the time you guys pretended to be a couple when Barney was trying to sell the apartment. And number one, Victoria." - "Well, you've given this some thought." - "Well, we all have. There's a kind of a running e-mail chain about it. But the pastry chef was the best. No question."
- "I do miss her sticky buns." - "Uh, euphemism?" - "Nope." - "Can I be honest? Um, it was a kind of crazy how all of sudden it was just... Over between you and Victoria. I mean... You guys were seven years in the making. She left her fiancé for you. What... Why would you break up? What happened?" - "We, um... We broke up because of you." - "You-you broke up whit Victoria because of me?"
- "She didn't want us to be friends anymore, so I had to let her go..." - "Ted... I just... Wow, I... And-and you haven't talked to her since?" - "Haven't talked to her since." - "I would have understood, you know? I mean, if you told me that we couldn't be friends anymore... I-I wouldn't have liked it, but I, God, I would have understood." - "I could never do that."
- "Why not? Ted, okay, I insist that you tell me why not." - "No way." - "Answer the question. It's... It's for the bride." - "I'm not gonna answer the question, because you know the answer. You want to talk about my top five? There's no top five, Robin! There's just a top one, and it's you. And the only reason I'm saying any of this is 'cause I know that it's not gonna change anything. You and Barney are getting married today. If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening." #himymedit #himym #howimetyourmotheredit #like4likes #likeforlikes #bestmoments #legendary #bestseries #photo #instaphoto #quote #edit #life