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A-hole Dan just got tOrN apArT
You’re not half bad . . . . . #lederprint #painting #watercolor #artforfun #abstractart #badjokes
When she low-key likes trains
Not that I like to toot my own horn 🎷but I think I really dialed in πŸ“ž the fun at this staff party! Ba dum bum! 🌽🌽 #toocorny #imtheworst #badjokes #badpuns #goodparty #goodtimes #workparty #thedentheatre #shennanigans #photobooth
I was out at the club last night and met a lovely lady called Denise who just started a new job as dancer. Despite her disability she really did a great job. Such a stand up young lady who took her first day on the job in her stride. I really support people who put their best foot forward at all times. She gave the other dancers a run for their money, so I jumped at the chance and chucked a few dollars her way. πŸ’°πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ˜‚ - - - - - #badpuns #badjokes #oneleghoe #strippers #stripclub #shaderoom #wshh #kingjcoco #comedy #funny #dance
My memory of 20/20 vision is blurry ✨ *I'm sorry I tried to make a joke I'm sorry for y'all's eyes probably made your vision worse cuz they bleeding from that sad ass joke of mine* ✨ #imdyinginside #letsgetthisbread #letsgetbreadtogether #2019goals #memes #lol #cringe #eyesight #2020vision #imlegallyblind #lastchance #newyear #badjokes #dadjokes #thatsakneeslapper
Silly rabbit, (Bea)TRIX(e) is .... oh no... πŸ›‘Joke didn't work, ABORT ABORT ABORT!πŸ›‘ 😐🀚 #thegoodthebadandthebunny #tacoelgatocomics #visualnovelgame #webcomics #webtoons #anime #fantasy #storygames #games #patreonsupport #indeicomics #badjokes
For those guitar players out there! Not a major joke but still funny. #badjokesarelife #badjokes #guitarjokes
Birds or Byrds? I cant seem to tell Ron Wood from Clarence White at this distance. Maybe Leonard Cohen can tell me in a song. #badjokes #cringe #birds #byrds #birdonawire #nature #travel #VA
The headboard ideas just keep rolling in! Let’s hear your bad jokes about this one! Measures 26”x7”x5”. Priced at $95. #makincopies #richmeister #robschneider #badjokes #lightedsign #copiesmade #4seconds #vintage #vintagesign #pos #pointofsale #xerox #finejunk #acmejunkcompany #amery #wisconsin #minneapolis #stpaul #minnesota
Okay this one is so bad I can’t help but share it. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€£ #badjokes
I found my biggest fan! #ItsMe #FanBun #BadJokes #SomeoneStopMe
Q: What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle. . . . . . #iceicle #princesstreetgardens #❄️ #wrapup #winter #dogwatching #edb #badjokes #vsco #pupsicle #staywarm #wintermarket
When your Pack Leader tells a bad joke πŸ™„πŸ€ͺ #goodtry #notfunny #badjokes
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain! 😸 . . . #cat #catsofinstagram #kitty #kittycat #oliverthecat #oliver #mycat #catappreciation #meow #badjokes #jokes #laugh #lol
The sad evidence of my sock purchasing disorder. Evidently one of the revelations from the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix tomorrow is that he had a sock obsession. I bet he would have killed for those Andy Warhol banana socks. #badjokes
What do you call a dog with a surround sound system...? . .(swipe right). . A sub-WOOFer! Hah! #pundog #sopunny #badjokes #happyhusky #headtilt #humpday
A friend of mine bought me some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down 😝 #LeCorgi #SoBadItsGood #CanIGetABoopForThis ___________________________ *For the record: contrary to what JT said last Summer the landmark behind me is Tower Bridge not London Bridge (but who cares with London’s fav landmark in the foreground, right? πŸ˜‰)
How’s your week β€œpeelin?β€πŸŒ
I’ll be behind the bar tonight! 3 til I say close! Come get warm with some #cocktails #badjokes #peoplewatching and #friends #bar #barlife #bartender #eat #drink #bemerry #happyhour #burgernight #kcmo #brookside #eatlocal #eatfresh
Why did the duck fall down on the pavement? Because he fell down a quack! I love bad jokes. What's your favourite (family friendly) joke?
My dad & dementia. On the 18th January, dementia tightened the monstrous grip it had on my dad and he was sectioned. No longer able to function properly, endlessly searching and loosing himself in time and place. No longer able to show affection or hold a conversation. My heart has shattered. Watching this horrible illness eat up my dads personality and leave behind only his shell has devastated our family and friends. My dad the soldier, police officer, bar man and friend to all. The man who taught me how to swim, cycle and draw. Held my hand and wiped away my tears. Now, as i watch him i feel so much anger and sorrow. I should look back at his amazing life full of travel and laughter, i will always be grateful for having been lucky enough to have a father for so long. Never put off spending time with your parents, you never know when it will be the last time. I will continue to care for and love my dad, even though only his body is left. I will hold on to those precious moments when his personality peaks through before it is quickly extinguished. Thank you so much to all my friends and family that have reached out to me during this horrendously tough time. #dad #dementia #mentalhealth #illness #mensmentalhealth #sadness #love #father #memories #fun #travel #badjokes
That pure joy you get when you realize EPISODE 4 is out! Check out our new episode where we play new games and have a new song for you guys. Link in bio Well... enjoy! #podcast #comedy #music #variety #smooth #classy #joy #badjokes #comedypodcast #comedyhomicide
All set with my reading materials to prep for my thru hike of the #pct . πŸ‘ŒπŸ» . . #ameliabedeliabooks #pct2019 #pctclassof2019 #readingmaterial #outdooreducation #getoutside #hikerhumor #badjokes
Everybody should have a happiness drawer. It helps get through the day when it seems to drag on. I have coffee, granola bars, popcorn, mio ( to get me to drink more water instead coffee all day πŸ˜‚), a couple pieces of funsize candy, a grateful list, quotes list, and soo many pages of bad jokes. <<>> Is there something I should add? What do you use to make your day a bit better? <<>> Get you a happy drawer, cuz life is about the little things. . . . . . #happydrawer #littlethings #granola #coffee #chocolate #candy #happiness #life #drawer #popcorn #mio #grateful #badjokes #jokes #quotes
View from work 😍 what do you call a deer with no eyes? #jokes #dadjokes #badjokes
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