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Our Pepsi chugging queen of terrible jokes and great ideas👸 - click the link in bio to learn more about our team and work 👆🏼 . . . #meettheteam #mydubai #creativeagency #agency #designers #team #dxb #graphicdesigner #laughing #brandingagency #agencylife #thisisd3 #life #badjokes #queen #d3 #welcometoyellow
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Tooth update! #1 in strong and sharp, #2 tiny but mighty...#3 still in hiding🙈 Thanks to all who have expressed concern for my boobs, including my grandfather; that was certainly one of the top ranked of my most awkward conversations ever...😂 ........................... #theyrehanginginthere #justfine #momlife #badjokes #atleastithinkimfunny #teething #firsttooth #biggrins #happyboy #honestmommin #boymom #breastfeedingmama
• WARNING: 🚨🚨BAD JOKE ALERT!🚨🚨 Straight off the white board in the Entercom promotions office. @thekpdubs @mix1041 🌽🤣🤣🤣 #dogs #magicians #hilarious #dadjokes #boston #badjokes #mesocorny #jokeoftheweek #funny #notfunny #love #life #laugh #boston #radio #mail #listenermail #katiefanclub #southie #doris #gma ♥️
Just felt like sharing some more Ceschi, seriously check this dude out. #ceschi #ceschiramos #badjokes #theonemanbandbrokeup #fakefour #fakefourinc
Three days to go until the Extraordinary Give! We're still counting down with trivia and the best worst jokes we can find. Speaking of days... "Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar?" Scroll for the punchline and tell us how hilarious we are in the comments! . . . . . . . "Yeah, they both got six months." . #theEis4extraordinary #giveback #communityservice #extragive #extragive2018 #extraordinarygive #extraordinarygive2018 #lancasterpa #servingthecommunity #dogood #socialgood #givingback #nonprofitorganization #dogoodfeelgood #makeadifference #bethechange #giving #nonprofit #causes #fundraising #badjokes
Missing my partner in crime. But I still got jokes! #nadjokesarelife #badjokes #catsofinstagram #truth #damncat
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, “hmm, this tastes pretty good!” So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they said, “dude, this can’t be healthy.” But he replied, “Don’t worry. I can STOP anytime.” #badjokes #carjokes . . . #PhunGuy #bmw #m3 #e46 #e46m3 #bmwm #bmwm3 #bmwm3life #bmwmsport #bmwgram #automotive #socalcars #bmwmnation #bimmer #smg #s54 #inline6 #e46coupe #mpower #mpowered #titaniumsilvermetallic #titaniumsilver #e46nation #e46fanatics #e46bmwnation #m3owners #bmwlovee46
Orange you glad it’s dinner time? 😜 . Cause I’m hungry! 😋 . And apparently make really bad jokes 😝 . What are ya gonna do!? . . . #veggiesmost #2bmindset #colourful #salmon #salmoncakes #keto #mustardislife #sweetpotato #sweetpotatofries #fries #caulirice #caulifriedrice #cauliflowerrice #glutenfree #grainfree #orange #badjokes #sarcasm #humour #bigmouth #sofunny #imfunny #haha
Does this prove that I'll become a badder speller in school Or Will I move into textile? #textile #school #badjokes #facobook
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did when I saw this but I just couldn't help it.🤣 #lol #jokes #badjokes #sillycow #funnymemes #mooo
My plush office assistant/iPad stand. 🐢Reminding me that "slowly but surely" you will finish your work. 👀🎧 I love to listen to binaural beats or solfeggio frequencies to help me focus on tasks. Multitasking constantly can shorten your attention span. Every time you interrupt your flow to look something up online or check social media, for example, it takes generally 15 minutes to fully get your attention back into your task. Very interesting. When proofreading, I try to focus for at least 50 mins at a time then take a 10 min break. I'm always working on strengthening my mind control and attention span. 👊🏽While working or doing anything in life, being present is a gift to yourself and all involved. (See what I just did there.😹) **Super cool side note: On your computer screen, if you place the cursor on the progress bar of a YouTube video while in progress and type 'awesome' into the keyboard, the progress bar goes from red to pulsing rainbow colors. Try it.** Before or after your tasks of course. 😹 🌈 #proofreading #proofreadingservices #transcriptproofreader #proofreadingforcourtreporters #workfromhome #proofreadanywhere #focus #idioms #homophones #badjokes
my psychology teacher was like today (because we’re learning about the brain) your brain is learning about your brain and finding out what it looks like for itself and all i could think of was that our brains were becoming self aware and breaking their own 4th wall and this gives me the same vibe • • • • • • • • #tumblr #tumblrtextpost #textpost #text #funny #humor #memes #meme #lol #funnytextpost #relatable #sarcasm #sarcastic #haha #badjokes #terriblejokes # #puns #comedy #funnytumblrpost #funnytumblr
What better time to take the opportunity to share share some 🌽 fall jokes. . 🦃 What did the Turkey say to the hunter early November ~ Quack, Quack 🦆 . 🧟‍♂️ What do you call an Angry Monster ~ Sir 🤦🏻‍♂️ . 🧙🏻‍♀️Why don’t Witches take to their broom when Angry ~ They’re afraid they’ll fly off the handle 😤 . 👮 Why was the Turkey arrested ~ It was suspected of foul play 🦃 . #badjokes #jeepfun #corny #jeepnation #jeepnation Please follow me: -@Jeep_combatant #jk #jeep #wrangler #offroad # #red #theautofirm #luxury #custom #wheels #offroading #jeepster #jeepbeef #jeepnation #eviljeeps #jeepforce #roughjeep #jeepfreeks #dirtyjeeps #jeeps #jeepwrangler #jeepfamily #rubicon #jeepwave #summer
Episode 4! Are we still your favorite knuckleheads? Please share! #church #ottawa #ottawachurch #greenbelt #puns #badjokes
Mum: hey Baloo, why so blue? Me:........🙄🤨😳 #badjokes #sillymum #bluestaffy
Just some old pencil sketches/studies I inked today because I wasnt feeling original, plus #speechbubbles where I was being "funny"(TM) #sketch #sketching #birds #ink #inking #bird #sparrow #spatz #zeichnen #pencil #bleistift #study #birdstudy #birdsofinstagram #learningbydoing #learningtodraw #badjokes #amifunnyyet #artistintraining #pencildrawing
IN PSYCHOLOGY WE HAD TO GET INTO 3 TEAMS AND THINK OF A TEAM NAME AND IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING THE LOOK ON OUR TEACHERS FACE WHEN ONE GROUP CALLED THEMSELVES “YOU CANT SEE ME” WE CALLED OURSELVES “ARE YOU BLIND” AND THE LAST TEAM CALLED THEMSELVES “DONT GO ANYWHERE” AND IT WAS HONESTLY THE FUNNIEST LESSON IVE HAD ALL YEAR • • • • • • • #tumblr #tumblrtextpost #textpost #text #funny #humor #memes #meme #lol #funnytextpost #relatable #sarcasm #sarcastic #haha #badjokes #terriblejokes # #puns #comedy #funnytumblrpost #funnytumblr
“Rhodes? Where we’re going we don’t need Rhodes” - Doc Brown
Your Extremely Horrible Joke of the Day, brought to you today by #flyingjtruckstopshowers because... I needed a shower. And a #haircut #jokes #humor #badjokes #horriblejokes #jokeoftheday #laughteristhebestmedicine
“What kind of music do kids with braces listen to? Heavy metal” Had to share because my kids love bad jokes and dentistry is full of them 😂 #badjokes #jokesfordays #dentistry #glow #smile #teeth #braces #heavymetal #lol #vaughan #appointmentsavailable #woodbridge #getit #letshearyourjokes joke credit #Teledentagency
#anthonygormley eat your heart out 😂 We call this little guy Anthony GRIMMley 😉 (well...I say “we”. S. actually calls him “man”, which is really very encouraging coming from a toddler about something so incredibly #abstract 😂). . . . . . . . #statue #badjokes #babipurchallenge #lovebabipur #carubabipur #grimmsrainbow #grimmswoodentoys #createwithgrimms #grimmsgranddesigns #mygrimmsbuilds #woodentoys #openendedtoys #openendedplay #waldorfinspired #learningthroughplay #tower #ethicaltoys #coolshadows @babipur @grimmswoodentoys
A quick caffeine fueled comic. . . . . . #comic #physics #badjokes #reality #comicstrip #backoftheenvelope
Stolen from @maths.meme
What did baby corn say to mama corn? . Where’s pop corn? 🤣 . Protein Corn Bread Recipe using our Buttermilk Mix is linked in our story!! Order soon to make this for Thanksgiving! 💪 #dadjokes
Since joining Webb Yates Engineers in 2010, Robert has successfully developed the Birmingham office, building up an impressive team of engineers and attracting a number of prestigious clients. Here we learn more about him and hear his best bad joke! Which Webb Yates Engineers project are you most proud of and why? The Harvester Restaurant at The Fort Shopping Centre. This was one of our first projects back in 2011 when there was just myself and a Cad technician. The building was positioned over the underground car park so it involved piling in the underground car park with a transfer steel structure from basement to ground positioned to accommodate the basement car parking and road way. The car park concrete slab at ground level had to be strengthened and then the main building was placed on top. The project was designed and detailed within a couple of months and then completed on site without any problems. What would you be doing if you weren't an engineer? I would be retired by now having made much more money! You do not become a Structural Engineer for the money, it's a passion for creating nice structures and developing the world we live in. Which building has most inspired you and why? Sistine Chapel, Vatican City - Architects: Baccio Pontelli & Giovannino de Dolci It's not what it looks like from the outside that is important, it's what is displayed within that counts. What advice would you give to your younger self? Don't sit back and plod through your career, get out there and have more confidence to make something of yourself and reach the goal you want in life. What are your ambitions for the future? To carry on and build an excellent Webb Yates Birmingham Office that will remain, after i retire, for years to come. Tell us your favourite (clean) joke? I can't stop eating Throat Sweets, Tunes, Tictac's, Polo Mints etc...I'm worried I might end up in a Menthol Hospital! #engineering #architecture #webbyates #webbyatesengineers #construction #birmingham #buildingfoundations #badjokes
It’s time to leaf your comfort zone and branch out for a new adventure!! 🍂🍁 #goape #goapethetford #badjokes #treejokes #autumn #leaves #forest #adventure #challenge
@dadsaysjokes this is o-fish-ally one of the best jokes!😂
📸 @drwmcg 😂😂 #badjokes #beer #bevs
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