#NotTodaySatan

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My sticker collection is coming along nicely... legit can’t choose a favorite, but the “Not today, Satan” speaks right to my soul ✌🏻😂 #stickers #macbook #macbookpro #nottodaysatan #speaktruthtomethroughbumperstickers
“I have nothing to prove, because I am already approved.” @stevenfurtick May we live in this truth every single day.
NSFW caption beware!: I think one of the reasons I’m only into girls is because I could never suck a dick. One time I was eating a popsicle and my sister bumped my arm accidentally and I DEEPTHROATED that popsicle. It was the worst. Plus, I have a pretty bad gag reflex so I’ll stick with girls. And I’m asexual anyways so I don’t even have sex lmao #asexualproblems #sorryboysimgay #nottodaysatan
#Repost @princessnipa ・・・ Happiest of Birthdays Wifey! #brooklyntobangkok #nottodaysatan #cryroom Just died laughing - AGAIN!! YOU DONT MOVE!! #workwifey #shenanigans
I just love her!!! And complete disclosure, I would not have her if it weren’t for my FIT crew. 🔹 Feeling super grateful for all of her cuddles as Life continues to throw us curveballs and my emotions are sent into overdrive again. 🔹 Exercise followed by Winny cuddles sure do help!!!
#TFW people start treating #LinkedIn like a #dating site: Shop Now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1996694-no-thanks?store_id=136341 #hellno #hellnaw #nope #nothankyou #nottodaysatan #tshirt #tshirts #hoodie #jobs #career
Watch "Talking with Tanya 2018.191" on YouTube http://ow.ly/ge2i30lWf5J #UCx3in2018 Links in bio. Like, comment & share fam.
Ladies this is a must read for you and your hubby! I am still loving this book! I would LOVE to teach on this from a ladies perspective because I think the concepts are so vital to the way God created us Men and Women! 💞 why do we get so bend out of shape about respect? We wouldn’t get bend over love?
His sweet little voice sings “Jesus loves me” on every bike ride we take. Every. Single. Time. Makes me want to ride like all the time!
Happiest of Birthdays Wifey! #brooklyntobangkok #nottodaysatan #cryroom
#Dinner No excuses! At #elpasoairport and still had the chance to have me some Los Bandidos De Carlos & Mickey's 🌮🌯🤤 Ahhhmazing Mexican Restaurant. BUT kept it #keto . Saw the chocolate cake on the menu 🙅🏼‍♀️ #nottodaysatan . I just remember “A minute on the lips, Forever on the hips” Ha, jk I’ll have me some chocolate cake “probably next week” and of course #ketofriendly ....Besides I had enough this weekend 🤪 #keto #highfat #healthyfats #lowcarb #lowcarblife #paleo #caveman #lchf #weightlossjourney #ketosis #noexcuses #goals #weightlossketotransformation #ketolife #ketofam #ketogeniclifestyle #ketocommunity #lowcarbhighfat #burnfat #ketones #intermittenfasting #ketoreciepes
Feels like she's trying to put me in a trance...#nottodaysatan #prayforme #safetravel #kingdombuilding
I had a "Manic Monday" yesterday. The kind that makes you take a long hard look in the mirror and say "damn I looked like this all day?" Today, I made a point to not take life so serious. I get overwhelmed and I shut down. Not today. I have a million reasons to be happy, hopeful and grateful. #NotTodaySatan #LiveFreely #WorkCanWaitSometimes #FamilyFirst #ESTJ
For future reference this is my exhausted I pretend to care face. #exhausted #nottodaysatan #gay #postworkout #isdinnerreadyyet #dontfuckwithmetoday #tuesdaychestday
Sorry people but i have to transmute this rage energy i have in me ...today was a trying day ....all i can say is #nottodaysatan #stopfuckingwithme #angelswatchingoverme #igottabelieve i know these are old pictures but they are significant to #mysoul ...#thecreator is guiding me no matter what bullshit tries to fuck with me sorry for the cussing im just pissed off....#cosplayartist #art #melanin #melaninmagic #kemit #neteru #eloheem #cosplayersofinstagram #cosplayart #blackcosplayers #cosplayers #blackpplproblems #rascismsucks #camtwealljustgetalong #goodvsevil #positivevsnegative #darkvslight #fukery #photorealism #photography #visualart #artistoninstagram
After a day half of being pissed off and frustrated at the world this was very refreshing #medschoolisntgoingtokeepmedown #nottodaysatan #startanewwithcardio #almosthalfwaythroughthesemester #LMUDCOM
How To Be Empowered AF: DO the freaking thing you think you cannot do!!!! . •What is the competitive edge your products hold that others don’t? . •Why do tons of professional athletes & Olympians use your products? . •What is it that makes you guys the most trusted network marketing company worldwide? . •What sets your compensation plan apart from my last company? What makes it so lucrative? . •Why do you personally believe word of mouth is the most effective marketing approach for any given company? . •How do you fit your business in while still working fulltime in the corporate world? . PHEW!!!! 😅😅😅 back to back calls all freaking evening!! & you know what’s funny .... to this day, i STILL get nervous to present, i STILL sweat with nerves, i STILL second guess myself here & there ... but there’s something different that sets me apart from the rest: . I’m DETERMINED AF. I do not give up when times get tough, when someone tells me no, when i feel I’m unqualified. I PUSH through & not only do the results speak from themselves . . .but I’d sit right back in that sweaty chair to feel this EMPOWERING feeling all over again. I can confidently tell you I’m partnered with the best, i will work everyday to be my best, & I’m bringing the best of the best WITH me. 👯‍♀️🌎💕🌍👯‍♀️ . #EmpoweredAF #DeterminedAf
Grimy children's hands are my kryptonite #momlife #iknowwherethosehandshavebeen #nottodaysatan
Not today Aveeno not today! I’ll take Equate for 5 dollars less! Thank you! 🤓#nottodaysatan #eczemasolution
Don’t even think about it Brenda. #nottodaysatan #repost #funnymemes #funny
Happy Tuesday! Learn it. Live it. #lisatoney #thescripturechallenge #thrive #nottodaysatan
Yeeeeeup I’m that manager. Send me your location I’m On my way To pick your ass up. #nottodaysatan
I keep thinking about the movie, Norma Rae. I saw it for the first time when I was 16, and I couldn't help but be fascinated by the heroic bravery of Sally Field's character (Chrystal Lee Sutton, the woman the story is based on). Despite the cost to herself and to her family, Norma Rae used her voice time and time again to stand up for the rights and dignity of her fellow co-workers. She did it loudly. She did it consistently. We ALL need to do this for Dr. Christine Ford. ALL of us. It doesn't matter your gender, political leanings, race, etc. We need to show the fuck up. We need to make sure her words are heard. We need to make sure her story is properly investigated. We need to do everything in our power to slow down (or at least influence) this Supreme Court vote. And we need to stop the bullying. We cannot provide anymore room or air for sexual assault, especially in the Supreme Court. Call your state reps, vote, talk about this with people who DON'T share your opinion, talk about this with people who DO share your opinion, register people to vote, teach your kids better, and reject silence. It's game time, boos. . . . #nottodaysatan #nokavanaugh #gettowork #newyork #tuesdaymotivation #getmad #supremecourt #ivegotquestions #ibelieveher #persist #resist #justiceforall #silenceisbullshit #silenceisviolence
.... and not tonight either ya dink! 🚫😈🚫😈🚫😈🚫😈🚫😈 #mama #mamabear #hahaha #nottodaysatan #satan #bahahaha #lol #nottonighteither #devil #lucifer #goaway #newfavshirt #👊 #🖕 #🚫 #😈
After a day like this morning, stress and anxiety was at their highest. I stopped and praised God and asked for His strength what felt like 100 times before the kids were even off to school. I most certainly uttered a few #nottodaysatan 🤨#hewillnotwin 😆 . A few more hours like this went by then it happened, I got to push play! There is something magical that happens when I sweat the stress away. This sweaty mess danced it up for 40 min. Kids interrupted dozens of times (and I almost fell tripping over the baby at one point🤦🏻‍♀️). But I did it!!! And it felt great. . Some people meditate, but I can never get my mind to slow down enough to do it. Working out is my way to clear my head, my way to slow life down for enough time to just breathe... “You got this”! . How do you find peace throughout the day? . . . . . #yougotthismama #cizeitupwithme #dancethestressaway #danceandsweat #meandmyminime ❤️ #momlifebelike #momlifeisstressful #holyholy #godfirst ❤️❤️❤️ #helpmepleasee #nostresszone 🚫 #byeanxiety #fibrowarriors #meditateeveryday #meditate #mymindandme #youcantoo #sweatfromhome #slowdown #justbreathemama #heisgreaterthani
HE IS GRACIOUS!
Being out here in this little cabin in the woods has got me thinking about this💗 . This is such a huge personal goal of mine...not to be perfect or have it all together all the time... . 👉🏼but to just be PRESENT. . I mean, our lives get so busy, sometimes we get caught up in it all and forget to just be where we are, you know? . Taking some time to recharge here...and that includes some “unplugged” time🙌🏼 . If you’re not used to being unplugged it can feel a little weird...but I promise, it is so good, and so needed! . It’s ok...take some time, put the phone down and just be present💗
#nottodaysatan you will not trick me devil! #businesswomanspecial
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself the pep talk . Like hello you bad ass bitch . Don’t be sad . You’re doing great . Love you ! 🤷🏻‍♀️😝 • • • • • #beabadass #yougotthis #curves #bombass #doyou #peptalk #movtivation #dontletpeoplebringyoudown #notapeoplepleaser #nottodaysatan #rbf #selfie #tuesdaymotivation #justbecause #momsofinstagram #comfyaf #positivevibes #doubletap #nonegativity #bootypoppin #thickthighssavelives #nofilter #nofilterneeded
Even though Satan wants to trip us up and convince us that we're alone, know that YOU ARE NOT ALONE. #NGENRadio #WhereYouBelong #NotTodaySatan
No, Bill is not anywhere near being compared to #Jesus . None of us are- but this is #blasphemous plain and simple. #blasphemy #nottodaysatan #nope #Christian not tolerating this. #seriouslytho #ridiculous #offended
. ❌ #Starbucks FOUL!! ❌ My new name is Sula! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I don’t know how Vivian even sounds like Sula! After my crazy hectic work morning I had, this may or may not contain #Vodka 😫😢😂Going home to eat a whole dang cake 🎂 and chase it with a bottle of #wine 🍷 . This is supposed to be my day of mental preparedness! I need all the hopes and prayers I can get! 🙏🏼🙏🏼 . . . . #PartyFoul #TheWrightLife #HowYouLivin #AspireToInspire #Believe #Blessed #BeKind #BeBrave #BeYouTiful #ChooseHappy #FamilyFirst #Fierce #LivingMyBestLife #ConsumingAllThingsPositive #GodsGirl #GodHasYourPlan #LiveYourGodSizedDreams #LoverOfLife #LoveAbundanceWork #NotTodaySatan #PositiveVibesOnly #SelfLove #Thankful #UnapologeticallyBeingMe #Unbreakable #WorkHardPlayHarder #YouAreEnough
This year has been so Amazing I’m just excited for the blessings that’s coming, 2019 is already a fulfilled year, I can’t wait , My smile says it all. Swipe ⬅️ Me laughing at the enemy who tries to take, steal and destroy my happiness 💍💸📈📉#NotTodaySatan #StayinyourLane #ImHappy #MyLife #Friends #Family #Wealth #Health #Success #womenempowerment #Thingsaredifferentnow
Today has been THAT day that folks wanna test. #youdontwannagothere #nottodaysatan
Thankyou #filthysentiments . You put it to words my thoughts on cockwomble creeps who think it's fine to get in contact with you out of nowhere fully knowing because it's quite fucking obvious 'I have a boyfriend '. It's especially fucked up when they have a girlfriend, I am sure she would be stoked to know you still keep old dates phone numbers. How thick do you have to be? Go. The. Fuck. Away. Or go sit on the highway. I don't care. Anyway what are the chances this passive aggressive overshare will hit the right person? And how long do you get in prison for running over someone with your car? Asking for a friend. #filthysentiments #byefelicia #nottodaysatan #byebitch #nofuckingway #never #cockwomble #creep #cheater #notinterested #gositonthehighway
It has been a rough couple weeks physically, mentally, and spiritually. Satan has been attacking my soul, and was starting to win. I was letting the bad question who I am. I have found the faith to keep going, and to know that God has my back. God has the biggest plans for me. God knows that I will one day be changing the world. #lovemygod #nottodaysatan #faith
Super proud of how this tumbler turned out 😍 #nottodaysatan #saved $45
An accusation requires an investigation. And until that happens fairly, he cannot be given this powerful position. But please continue to say she's doing this for "x" reason as if this isn't fucking destroying her life. She gains nothing. #christineblaseyford #trump #brettkavanaugh #nottodaysatan #ibelieveher #deborahramirez #anitahill #stopmakingexcuses #metoo #gop #maga #timesup
Hey friends! My name is Jessica. As some of you might see frequently on my IG, a big passion for me is the vlogs I put together. If you’ve never watched, totally cool. (Kinda lame but totes cool) BUT, I do I want to invite you into my life. Whether it’s taking you around with me in my day to day, my journey getting out of debt, workout routines, my relationship with God, my happy moments, my sad moments, or just make ya laugh- I love to create, relate, and share. With that said, I have a few new Vlogs up! Check them out. Hit that subscribe button. ☺️Link in bio:) . . 💡—-> also, is there anything you’d like to see in a vlog? Let me know!
😂😂😂😂😂 #thefuckening #nottodaysatan ✋🏼 #toofunnynottopost
Do you ever make a list of like all the things you’re going to do and then be like nahhh #nottodaysatan . . Yup, I get that 🙋🏼‍♀️ . . But if you want the change. It’s a decision. And you need to go all in . . Or you’re just talking. And talk is cheap. 💁🏼‍♀️ . . Whatever it is. If you can’t stop thinking about it - just go for it and do it! #justdoit #finishing2018strong #mevsme #nutritionfirst #girlgang
“Do not boast about tomorrow, For you do not know what a day may bring forth.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭27:1‬ ‭NKJV‬‬ Satan’s greatest lie: You have plenty of time to make it right. #nottodaysatan
When you wake up with the early symptoms of a cold and a low grade fever. #nottodaysatan #aintnobodygottimeforthat
Who else has 6 of the same truck so when the one your driving that week breaks down you can just set it aside and hop in another while you fix it. #ford #loyal #7 .3 #apprentice #life #deviltryintogetme #nottodaysatan #oldgirl #yougottatalkrealnicetoher
When you smiling, but the universe is not letting you be great😩. . . . . . . #NotTodaySatan #ItsOnlyTuesdayTho #HaventTakenASelfieInAminute #SometimesYouGottaSmile
The feeling we have had all day Right @__wednesdaymourning__ ? Lol. #nottodaysatan @thebiancadelrio #biancadelrio #yesqueen ❤💛💚💙💜😈
When Karen from Finance tries to strike up a convo with you.... not today Karen, not today. • • • • #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #nottoday #workweek #feels #funny #funnymeme #funnypicture #happy #instagood #follow #like #blogger #lifestyleblogger #lifestyle #fashion #nottodaysatan
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